Posts by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
(DIR) Post #AQBdQH7eZ3loEV5IZs by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2022-12-02T05:31:16Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Run out of sheep. Having to count goats.
(DIR) Post #AQBdQHgOTtYjyFL2jA by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2022-12-02T05:36:42Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
Counting goats is not the soporiferous activity that counting sheep is (supposed to be). Is exhausting trying to find the buggers up trees, mountains, and hiding in yoga studios.
(DIR) Post #ASW6AxJuJEOEFncXCK by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-02-09T22:18:24Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
The ultimate biscuit. I'll take no questions.
(DIR) Post #ASu3HEgX9eNbuJR6mm by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-02-21T00:05:27Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Accidentally bought 1L of whipping cream instead of milk. Assuming they "drink it all in one" is a bad idea, what is one supposed to do with a litre of whipping cream?
(DIR) Post #ATvGziUCpsdHmfyzJ2 by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-03-23T22:56:27Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Too many people confuse "Artificial Intelligence" with "Artificial Sentience".
(DIR) Post #AV2ZQWSJHVbhkwZBmi by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-04-25T16:58:35Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
This needs to get in the sea..... Try instead: Investors should accept that they're not going to get a return until their businesses start paying employees enough.
(DIR) Post #AXpQMCEYM1aNkQ2rdg by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-07-18T19:27:36Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Ha! That's hilarious.
(DIR) Post #AYC0fJsXZMObCxA0SO by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-07-29T16:58:07Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
(DIR) Post #AYYRtqrzS9lUbiXePw by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-09T11:17:54Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@CatherineFlick So I have to cut down from the 8k - 13k I am doing, to just 4k and then I'm immortal?
(DIR) Post #AYZEMo1ftus3z8wZuK by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-09T21:49:59Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts So I should cancel my subscription and have a crack at landing #100?
(DIR) Post #AYcPoQjXmEb2p6iZ7Y by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-11T10:34:14Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Why is Monk no longer on UK TV? There was a time when different episodes used to be on several channels at most times of the day. It was ace. Easy TV to drop in and/or have on in the background.
(DIR) Post #AYcRFLZDC73mZXHeue by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-11T10:58:30Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@fox That's the one. Either that or a slow sport like snooker, tennis or similar.
(DIR) Post #AYcvS49GGTEowH7uvw by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-11T13:48:00Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@taco @andhab As much as I would love for this to be true, I believe that the reason you don't hear of it is because it hasn't happened... yet.2 years ago there was a referendum and it voted in favour of abolishing Corp landlords.Then there was a legal report. And it said it could go ahead.Now the feasibility and cost are being argued over....This gives a summary...https://archive.ph/j08Jx
(DIR) Post #Ab3NtPbkhLc0PbNxyK by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-10-19T21:45:05Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
I'm not the Paul Taylor who built the Humble Bee Farm's Pumpkin Patch and Halloween Trail at Flixton, Yorkshire.#NotThisPaulTaylor #PaulTaylor https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/pictures-humble-bee-farms-pumpkin-160503619.html
(DIR) Post #Ad4SdhXMVW8xpLvjUW by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-12-22T14:54:21Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I'd do the same, but it doesn't have the same effect when you're wearing a fedora, and you're talking to your line manager on a Zoom call.
(DIR) Post #AhMOD3w4NueXoChcKe by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2024-04-28T21:00:32Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
#Autism #ADHD #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic How does everyone know how, when and how much they're masking?As a late-diagnosed #AuDHD, I struggle to differentiate between "me but masking" and "me but in a diff situation". Now that I know I'm autistic, I even miss the person I used to be in some situations before I knew.I used to call myself a "social chameleon" - I just changed automatically to suit the circumstances.But who actually am I and what is just a mask?@actuallyautistic @actuallyadhd
(DIR) Post #Aiik3ibeCZ3pcaa19k by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2024-06-08T14:38:32Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@ZachWeinersmith With Animaniacs as the outlier?
(DIR) Post #AoM2GP3sgqSL7qc71s by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-21T20:34:51Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@dramypsyd This problem would work equally as well if there were no "strangers" in the middle. But no..... philosophy has to kill at least someone, eh? it's not proper philosophy if no one dies!
(DIR) Post #AsvPwOy7uScqH1Nlw0 by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2025-04-09T20:05:13Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@xkcd Not gonna lie. I signed up for notifications simply because it repeatedly told me not to.As I've said before, I'm a sucker for certain types of marketing. I can't help it.
(DIR) Post #Athr44G7uxrRShOwUa by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2025-05-02T12:21:17Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
Hey folks! The Spectator has done it! They've written the headline where the answer actually is "yes".