Post AYC0fJsXZMObCxA0SO by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
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(DIR) Post #AYBla6lHPd6VlWoya8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T14:09:06Z
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I don't know which of my facts pushed them over the edge, but I sure hope it was this one.
(DIR) Post #AYBlfyXiskXg0tHHzE by DemocritusDiscoBall@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T14:10:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lmao
(DIR) Post #AYBlgRqVvxnwtZICno by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-07-29T14:10:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts poor thing 😂 😂 😂
(DIR) Post #AYBlj03lhOHtaQi1Oi by kylefromit@infosec.exchange
2023-07-29T14:10:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am blocking your account for being too sexy.
(DIR) Post #AYBlktNfVCj1S1v49w by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-29T14:11:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 Remember that very earnest pearl-clutcher who thought I took you seriously the other day? They reported me. Twat. 😄
(DIR) Post #AYBllDJnNJVjHoGFto by DannyStaley@mastodon.world
2023-07-29T14:11:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hope it was
(DIR) Post #AYBmAsqm66EfKovYgq by LisaSpartan@mastodon.world
2023-07-29T14:15:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts She can’t take the mind numbing consequences of pure fact.
(DIR) Post #AYBmDKSER8v3Wic6XQ by intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-29T14:16:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYBmfkDcEuB3XdKJNo by flakyfred@mastodon.online
2023-07-29T14:21:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Am I missing something, I don't see the thee Fs. Are you sure they are there ?
(DIR) Post #AYBmv3txLCvOvlR1dI by Noyj@musician.social
2023-07-29T14:21:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYBmv54yxhL4aFbLSS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T14:24:04Z
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@Noyj You really went the extra mile here and I am genuinely impressed.
(DIR) Post #AYBnM6RZzrfcdO3XjE by Noyj@musician.social
2023-07-29T14:28:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts thanks. Sometimes I’m just moved to *express* 😳
(DIR) Post #AYBnhnbKjZeEZ7xpAG by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T14:32:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts You chop the Fs and layer them on top of the carrots.
(DIR) Post #AYBo0KJfq3EnF5XRey by skylar408@sfba.social
2023-07-29T14:36:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts every word could have three invisible f’s and we’d never know
(DIR) Post #AYBpLVZxG9SaCxolVY by wesleyote@bark.lgbt
2023-07-29T14:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts this makes me want to start a highqualityfacts with higher production value but much worse facts
(DIR) Post #AYBpcbDxWXhOdhgAO8 by Jorsh@beige.party
2023-07-29T14:54:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lmao
(DIR) Post #AYBpsfvfnYTJrhn8nw by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-07-29T14:57:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just could not handle the truth in advertising your name even says.
(DIR) Post #AYBqJR3rBXlbZVNbO4 by panmanphil@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:02:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts lmao, thanks for that!
(DIR) Post #AYBqNWzN5X6L79Ebey by NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social
2023-07-29T15:02:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're upfront about the quality of the facts tho.
(DIR) Post #AYBqeaFuCDNUAW6EgC by withaveeay@mastodon.scot
2023-07-29T15:05:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm blocking this account because the font you use brings on my husweenums. Only more beer helps this dreadful under-reported condition.
(DIR) Post #AYBrCLwptiLHdlHZg0 by edgeofeurope@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:12:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts if people don't understand Italian that's not our problem, porca miseria
(DIR) Post #AYBrD9dl8un9l4k2sq by bronakins@sfba.social
2023-07-29T15:12:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😹 Whaaa? That’s one of the few that makes any sense!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AYBrFqkbpWV22gENFI by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:12:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts …if it was that particular fact I can kinda see their point…I mean they aren’t invisible ’f’s…they are invisible ‘ph’s…
(DIR) Post #AYBrbfGFEH8imJQjGC by ronaldb66@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:16:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts That one had me laughing out loud. 🤣
(DIR) Post #AYBrgjdUOIJ3nKij5M by btuftin@social.coop
2023-07-29T15:17:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts fnord
(DIR) Post #AYBrkdPhT34Jee88Bs by meercat0@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:18:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don’t be harsh on people, please
(DIR) Post #AYBrlQ3kbRcsWlEnHU by ketmorco@fosstodon.org
2023-07-29T15:18:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts the fnords will get you every time
(DIR) Post #AYBrngFzLubJLG2XnE by Thumptastic@universeodon.com
2023-07-29T15:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eh, fuck 'em. The fact they needed to say that means they are the one with the problem.
(DIR) Post #AYBs1Fuq5Jz7hUcXj6 by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:21:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's rough! 😯😅
(DIR) Post #AYBsAmMunN0ixQIIOu by asbestos@toot.community
2023-07-29T15:22:59Z
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@lowqualityfactsAnyone who posts an insult and announces a block deserves to have their name out in the open. Don't redact the douche.
(DIR) Post #AYBsL3gRH27dYRKNlo by the_Effekt@universeodon.com
2023-07-29T15:24:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Noyj You can only say it correctly when you have a sinus infection.
(DIR) Post #AYBuBbMTPA2H18biee by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-07-29T15:45:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep doing the Lord's work. That Lord being Anoia, Goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.
(DIR) Post #AYBwDpBlANXQOBmfTc by aralqprf@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T16:08:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, you don’t need that uckingg person! (Only one silent G and one invisible F) 🤣
(DIR) Post #AYBwHzY0audNfuB4yW by semele@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T16:09:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts She looks like a woman from California who sent me that GIF with Glen Close simpering into a cup of coffee then unfollowed me, after I told her trees would find a way to handle climate change.
(DIR) Post #AYBxR9OfRahAmZjuxE by shel@ohai.social
2023-07-29T16:21:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts The g isn't silent if you pronounce it. Which I do. I do leave out the invisible F's because I'm lazy and it's not like anyone will see.
(DIR) Post #AYBxgLhLzRMXHJj8rY by ryanroat@jawns.club
2023-07-29T16:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess you're out of Fs to give anyway.
(DIR) Post #AYBzfqApOi05PmOmiu by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-07-29T16:47:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts That must of hurt...😂 😂 I didn't know the g was silent.. That explains a lot of funny looks I got in the past. 🤔
(DIR) Post #AYBznQ7u7kvYwoe5Q0 by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-07-29T16:48:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts In #Canada we had a radio show on the #CBC for years called “This Is That”- pure satire and faux reports of ridiculous stuff. Hilarious. But virtually every week there were irate letters and call-ins by angry folks who simply didn’t get the joke. Literalists, every one.
(DIR) Post #AYC01NvR6XW4AvTMDQ by MikeyMcFilms@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T16:50:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts good going LQ
(DIR) Post #AYC0fJsXZMObCxA0SO by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-07-29T16:58:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
(DIR) Post #AYC1bboF3sKhcAwbVQ by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T17:08:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is awesome! Badge of Honor!
(DIR) Post #AYC3p0aISY1E7swG0G by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T17:33:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts A genius is seldom appreciated … by other geniuses.
(DIR) Post #AYC3zCFvv5FlDkGv0S by threeofus@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T17:35:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #AYC4Zv7UauSGmwppTc by natriumchloride@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-29T17:41:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's so funny when people announce unfollowing xd
(DIR) Post #AYC4tPVhpLb0XrSDvk by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-07-29T17:45:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm honestly sick of the rising amount of humorless idiots on Mastodon and other platforms as well😤 They really don't want anyone to have fun🙄
(DIR) Post #AYC6CxkkpzouCfNdKq by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-07-29T18:00:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like sneaking silent letters into conversation, particularly when they wouldn't actually be part of the word's usual spelling.No-one's noticed yet, I've been getting away with it for years.
(DIR) Post #AYC7BqG7JbLscp4yBM by Csosorchid@universeodon.com
2023-07-29T18:11:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dude some people take their lasagna seriously. I like just the smallest pinch of cinnamon, it is just a little hint I do.
(DIR) Post #AYC9i2a9EXRE1Gvhse by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T18:39:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts French is such a beautiful language!
(DIR) Post #AYCIDyVygqssIyiYim by LightFIAR@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-29T20:14:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts As you very well know, this is ONLY true on Wednesdays in February and may ONLY be refffferred to on such days!! BLOCKING!!!
(DIR) Post #AYCJfcXE6WLiCM32JM by jaycee@toot.community
2023-07-29T20:31:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYCJlpovccGl8kI6r2 by Piloot@mastodon.nl
2023-07-29T20:32:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only uck o contains three invisible f's. Making them visible again would be rude.
(DIR) Post #AYCKBCXGIxmqpT7iCm by edpearl@mastodon.scot
2023-07-29T20:36:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The 1st two invisible s are obvious but the 3d? WT ?
(DIR) Post #AYCN6AeeAcQDPUs2RU by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T21:09:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality logic vs Low quality facts. FIGHT! 😉
(DIR) Post #AYCNNwZnFfKQxZ4isC by JGRW@infosec.exchange
2023-07-29T21:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just love low quality facts!!! The lower the quality the better!!! Party on, Garth.
(DIR) Post #AYCO7oMg78h0oSoPHE by Rose@nelson.social
2023-07-29T21:20:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are the invisible f’s silent? If not, should be easy to know where they go.
(DIR) Post #AYCYu4A9gCqRFdbQxc by BrayingBoozehound@toot.community
2023-07-29T23:21:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts #frepforted
(DIR) Post #AYCZ68VzKAl2DxZQq8 by JamesK@sfba.social
2023-07-29T23:23:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts It could have been any number of them…
(DIR) Post #AYCnUdyzNW2o7ziQy0 by weaselx86@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T02:05:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shouldn't there be a tilde over the "n"?
(DIR) Post #AYD5sfzbM6XeUDby2i by Jeramee@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T05:31:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your account name says it all. If her reading skills are that poor, and she blocks for stupidity, then how is she gonna block herself?
(DIR) Post #AYFEkkqsgzoZ90kYLo by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2023-07-31T06:20:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I concur, one of your best. Also, this is the first time I've seen, so, win win for me.I'm sad though that they are going to miss out on the endorfines from laughing.
(DIR) Post #AYGO2ghlwVvMF04isy by H4Heights@mstdn.social
2023-07-31T19:38:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts A little known low quality fact is that the three silent f’s stand for “For Fuck’s Sake”
(DIR) Post #AZ6TuzxMfJO5VBU4Fk by FirefighterGeek@masto.ai
2023-08-25T22:49:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favorite quote from Steve Martin, "Everyone THINKS they have a sense of humor."
(DIR) Post #AZ6U20IdmuHWaqmBfc by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2023-08-25T22:50:58Z
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@lowqualityfactsPersonal favourite
(DIR) Post #AZ6U2lcnplKtMzZS7c by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
2023-08-25T22:51:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you eat lasagna that's too hot you go "fsfsfs!" is where the Fs come from.
(DIR) Post #AZ6UWOYOB0JoVGdMmW by dorzig@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T22:56:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh fffffs.
(DIR) Post #AZ6Ua2x0RCIMf3tDWq by noondlyt@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T22:57:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol 😂
(DIR) Post #AZ6UgIJ2GAri1SAm5w by crenquis@mstdn.io
2023-08-25T22:58:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts the "g" is silent?Why am I always the last to learn this stuff?
(DIR) Post #AZ6UsvbBzndNMVgpbU by liroso@universeodon.com
2023-08-25T23:00:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Me too!
(DIR) Post #AZ6VR7hXVQNUk6xppI by wolfger@penguicon.social
2023-08-25T23:05:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts You mean, it's *not* pronounced La Sag-ña?
(DIR) Post #AZ6Vi2Ui7OPhW61ty4 by Feynman@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-25T23:09:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts same I got blocked by some random folk for having a different opinion. 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZ6WUzRSFw9YEsqeky by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-25T23:18:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder if their a 'fan' of similar satirical accounts...
(DIR) Post #AZ6dUCYugmGcJvuMqW by Tooden@aus.social
2023-08-26T00:36:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hope so, too.😁
(DIR) Post #AZ6gDLJbByD0PIOiR6 by TheCuznEd@mastodon.social
2023-08-26T01:07:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, fair play to them. Absolute stupidity.Because of course the G *isn’t* actually silent: it modifies how you pronounce the N.( 😋 )
(DIR) Post #AZ6pN6nqtxE7skHQDQ by deriamis@mstdn.social
2023-08-26T02:49:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts @twann Some people take stupidity way too seriously!
(DIR) Post #AZ7jknp2ia8ROgiBea by PacMan225@mastodon.ie
2023-08-26T13:21:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Result! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
(DIR) Post #AZ7mEDArjrrSKb4Pcu by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-08-26T13:49:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rfefsufltfff
(DIR) Post #AZ85w5PPryOE7OVisK by everbern@weirdo.network
2023-08-26T17:30:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts You do such good work, motivating people to publicly take a stand over something-or-other.
(DIR) Post #AZ8Lkgen9gCbQsHy52 by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-26T20:27:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts