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 (DIR) Post #AWy30dTvhRJZnrinHE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-23T01:26:20Z
       
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       Sometimes I'll just sit and rapidly blink to accelerate the process.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWy3uufayukVKP0sM4 by iuculano@masto.ai
       2023-06-23T01:36:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *blinks*
       
 (DIR) Post #AWy5AHVsQuGiTOMLhI by nschultz@aus.social
       2023-06-23T01:50:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  Sometimes I sits and blinks, sometimes I just sits...
       
 (DIR) Post #AWy6xj210cBPxnX4V6 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
       2023-06-23T02:10:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If I just close my eyes forever. I'd never need a haircut again.I just need something to fix the whole death/eyes closed forever thingy.Maybe Lita Ford has some insight.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWy7CMQVKthCCOxw5w by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-06-23T02:13:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsHence the well-known connection between baldness and dry eyes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWyECchRX30yLfxdU8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-06-23T03:31:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Keep eyes wide open to save on haircuts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWyIGl8CWcgBTQhjSS by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-06-23T04:17:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsHair is notoriously shy.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWygjJX4c7B9AvUGJ6 by snaprails@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-06-23T08:51:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts True, it's why James Galway has to visit the barber's every other day.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjpMWZL9CVWcgd0WO by mahaska@kolektiva.social
       2023-07-16T02:39:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts yikes, I need to blenk more, maybe it will grow back 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjpvbGlfAzxKvfO2S by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-16T02:45:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What if you squint?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjqruHp7GoR72xm4W by stumblewyk@jawns.club
       2023-07-16T02:56:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's why the bald are so good at starting contests.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjsKQTZ88l10bcOW0 by SRDas@mastodon.online
       2023-07-16T03:12:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh!!! So it's all the staring contests with my kids that's making me bald!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjuVOgKLD5IXPwkAy by ScriptFanix@pouet.chapril.org
       2023-07-16T02:39:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsSome people don't blink as much as needed
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjyndfLlhTQ2XRXto by sjaakkeuvelaar@mastodon.nl
       2023-07-16T04:25:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Should I blink in a specific direction? The hair seems to grow more and more in places I didn’t hope it would…
       
 (DIR) Post #AXjzlUlM00HrnnnEyO by homain@discuss.systems
       2023-07-16T04:36:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it grows 4 times as fast when you sneeze
       
 (DIR) Post #AXk1hxoSFXiUeJggGO by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
       2023-07-16T04:57:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s why I shampoo with blinker fluid.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXk9Tum9XnduoDQGhM by Urethramancer@toot.cat
       2023-07-16T06:24:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXkTBvWu04gH1BzPFI by serj@metalverse.social
       2023-07-16T10:05:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Interesting.