Post AWy30dTvhRJZnrinHE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AWy30dTvhRJZnrinHE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-23T01:26:20Z
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Sometimes I'll just sit and rapidly blink to accelerate the process.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWy3uufayukVKP0sM4 by iuculano@masto.ai
2023-06-23T01:36:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts *blinks*
(DIR) Post #AWy5AHVsQuGiTOMLhI by nschultz@aus.social
2023-06-23T01:50:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sometimes I sits and blinks, sometimes I just sits...
(DIR) Post #AWy6xj210cBPxnX4V6 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-23T02:10:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I just close my eyes forever. I'd never need a haircut again.I just need something to fix the whole death/eyes closed forever thingy.Maybe Lita Ford has some insight.
(DIR) Post #AWy7CMQVKthCCOxw5w by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-23T02:13:17Z
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@lowqualityfactsHence the well-known connection between baldness and dry eyes.
(DIR) Post #AWyECchRX30yLfxdU8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-06-23T03:31:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep eyes wide open to save on haircuts
(DIR) Post #AWyIGl8CWcgBTQhjSS by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-06-23T04:17:20Z
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@lowqualityfactsHair is notoriously shy.
(DIR) Post #AWygjJX4c7B9AvUGJ6 by snaprails@mastodonapp.uk
2023-06-23T08:51:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts True, it's why James Galway has to visit the barber's every other day.
(DIR) Post #AXjpMWZL9CVWcgd0WO by mahaska@kolektiva.social
2023-07-16T02:39:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts yikes, I need to blenk more, maybe it will grow back 😂
(DIR) Post #AXjpvbGlfAzxKvfO2S by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-07-16T02:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if you squint?
(DIR) Post #AXjqruHp7GoR72xm4W by stumblewyk@jawns.club
2023-07-16T02:56:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's why the bald are so good at starting contests.
(DIR) Post #AXjsKQTZ88l10bcOW0 by SRDas@mastodon.online
2023-07-16T03:12:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh!!! So it's all the staring contests with my kids that's making me bald!!!
(DIR) Post #AXjuVOgKLD5IXPwkAy by ScriptFanix@pouet.chapril.org
2023-07-16T02:39:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsSome people don't blink as much as needed
(DIR) Post #AXjyndfLlhTQ2XRXto by sjaakkeuvelaar@mastodon.nl
2023-07-16T04:25:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Should I blink in a specific direction? The hair seems to grow more and more in places I didn’t hope it would…
(DIR) Post #AXjzlUlM00HrnnnEyO by homain@discuss.systems
2023-07-16T04:36:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts it grows 4 times as fast when you sneeze
(DIR) Post #AXk1hxoSFXiUeJggGO by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
2023-07-16T04:57:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s why I shampoo with blinker fluid.
(DIR) Post #AXk9Tum9XnduoDQGhM by Urethramancer@toot.cat
2023-07-16T06:24:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXkTBvWu04gH1BzPFI by serj@metalverse.social
2023-07-16T10:05:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Interesting.