Posts by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #B25eOUKB6lRZZJer9k by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-08T23:22:47Z
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I have so much respect for moths after learning this.
(DIR) Post #B27RbN4yRlCRm5HMTQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-09T20:06:40Z
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Well that's no fun.
(DIR) Post #B2B5DNSNyEGXdWDtHE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-10T17:47:50Z
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I'm sick of people talking about nothing but corrupt politicians and fascism and capitalist greed on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Guillotine Pin. I'm not sure what a guillotine does actually. The red stuff makes me think it's used to slice pomegranates.https://collabs.shop/toeukb
(DIR) Post #B2B5DOwuQEHAGTVmUa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-10T18:21:09Z
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You guys have some weirdly violent ideas for what a guillotine could be used for. Next you'll try telling me that an electric chair is more than just an expensive heated seat.
(DIR) Post #B2BE5jrhfjDGPCUv3o by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2025-10-28T12:13:52Z
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That's good to know.
(DIR) Post #B2BQ332r6WM6TKCIvg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-11T17:39:45Z
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Look, I'm not stupid. I've heard the rumors. I know you all think this account is funded by big spider industry. And the rumors are 100% true. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Spider Tissue Holder. Don't blame me, these spiders have insanely deep pockets. You'd do the same.https://collabs.shop/2zor6y
(DIR) Post #B2BQ348Z2mW3rJsNSy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-11T18:10:08Z
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Please stop pointing out that this spider only has six legs. He lost two in the war and he is very self-conscious about it.
(DIR) Post #B2DQSFsstUjzqcTOKG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-12T17:22:55Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Princess pin. Fairytales often mention how if a princess kisses a frog it turns into a handsome prince. But did you know that if a prince kisses a princess she turns into a frog? This is a good thing. The princesses are happier this way.https://collabs.shop/w5efxd
(DIR) Post #B2JPElcr9J6lESjwum by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-15T14:31:44Z
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Yes, "Eat the rich" applies to all billionaires."But Mark Cuban and Taylor Swift"Sorry buddy, they're on the menu too.
(DIR) Post #B2LlGWuzOArHVLO4ES by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-16T17:52:54Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Accordian Bear Blanket. Look at him. Just minding his own business, vibing to the music. Not shooting any women in the face. No wonder women chose the bear.https://collabs.shop/9wovqa
(DIR) Post #B2Nsfn9HGlh74qz17o by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-17T18:20:57Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom Shirt.Hey, you. Yes, you specifically. You would look fantastic in this shirt. Take it from me, some random guy who has no fashion sense.https://collabs.shop/ieijm2
(DIR) Post #B2OkhQ7rEZb7mEXpCq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-17T22:48:35Z
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We will make Americans poorer until Greenland feels sorry enough to hand their country over to us.
(DIR) Post #B2Q5jKTpUIOz2fX7M8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2025-11-02T15:49:05Z
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Brilliant.
(DIR) Post #B2TxlG14ksKOVoslJQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-19T17:26:07Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for Meowgic Cat Paw Chopsticks. My cats must be extremely confused as I tell them my food isn't for cats, and then proceed to pick up that same food using chopsticks that look like cat paws.https://collabs.shop/6ynagn
(DIR) Post #B2TxlNw3JR3z4Yaraq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-19T18:00:30Z
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I've been trying to find more cool small businesses to support through my silly little ads (because Amazon sucks). So if there are any independent companies/businesses/people you like that make especially neat things, please let me know so I can reach out to them.
(DIR) Post #B2UBBVKJkjwUvhjDXc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-20T19:05:46Z
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I've known this, but I still always forget to do it.
(DIR) Post #B2UL1xzlJBiIUOCjlA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-20T20:30:46Z
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Uh oh, Joe is thinking out loud again.
(DIR) Post #B2YiRBZ14ZnBOBWoka by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-22T22:00:01Z
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Ben Shapiro is exhausting.
(DIR) Post #B2aVpQ73ileSNGb4vg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-23T20:24:31Z
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We made a comic about the moon.
(DIR) Post #B2eyIOTCCS0GLIwOau by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-26T00:21:01Z
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I know I would.