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       true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense,
       true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense,
       false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and
       meaningless in some sense.)  He is an Indian pundit and prince, born
       of the Peyotl Tribe, son of Gentle Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw
       Merry Jane.  Patron to psychedelic type Discordians.  Patron of The
       Season of Confusion.  
       Holyday:  31 May.
       Note:  Sri Syadasti should not be confused with BLESSED ST. GULIK THE 
       STONED, who is not the same person but is the same Apostle.
       
       4.  ZARATHUD THE INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH
       A hard nosed hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger.  
       Dubbed "Offender of the Faith."  Discovered the Five Commandments.  
       Patron of The Season of Bureaucracy.  Holyday:  12 Aug.
       
       5.  THE ELDER MALACLYPSE
       A wandering wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle 
       earth), who followed a five-pointed star through the alleys of Rome, 
       Damascus, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca, and Cairo, bearing a sign that 
       seemed to read "DOOM."  (This is a misunderstanding.  The sign 
       actually read, "DUMB."  Mal-1 was a non-prophet.)  Patron and namesake 
       of Mal-2.  Patron on The Season of Aftermath.  Holyday:  24 Oct.
       
       All statements are true in some sense, The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School
       Dfalse in some sense, meaningless in   of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some
       some sense, true and false in some     sense, false in some sense, meaningless
       sense, true and meaningless in some    in some sense, true and false in some
       sense, and true and false and          sense, true and meaningless in some
       meaningless in some sense.  A public   sense, and true and false and 
       service clarification by the Sri       meaningless in some sense.  Patamunzo
       Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom,   Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual
       Wilmette.                              Wisdom, Skokie.