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                              CHAPTER 5:  THE PIONEERS
       
       THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE
       
       1.  HUNG MUNG
       A sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the 
       Heathen Chinee.  He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO.  Patron of 
       The Season of Chaos.  Holyday:  5 Jan.
       
       2.  DR. VAN VAN MOJO
       A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls.  D.H.V., "Doctor 
       of Voodoo and Vexes," from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus 
       Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., "Fellow 
       of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerillas for World Peace."  Patron of 
       The Season of Discord.  Holyday:  19 Mar.
       Note:  Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are of the silly 
       contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA 
       is the True Second Apostle.  Lord Omar claims that Mr. Mojo heaps 
       hatred and curses on Patamunzo, who sends only Love Vibrations in 
       return.  But we have the POEE sect know that Patamunzo is the Real 
       Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually an attempt to 
       subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by shaking him out of 
       his wits.
       
       3.  SRI SYA-DASTI SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI SYA-DASTI-DAVAK-
       TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-
       SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA, commonly just called SRI SYADASTI
       (His name is Sanskrit, and means:  All affirmations are