Post B1DSRe3xtuTq1wLfOq by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #B1DSRe3xtuTq1wLfOq by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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       Fortune cookies would be more fun if they also had negative fortunes in them. "You will lose some money", for example, which is true if you're the bill payer.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1DUpXAjN8x3W722QC by davew@mastodon.online
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       @anon_opin There was a restaurant in the PNW I believe that served misfortune cookies like “You will return to the dentist to have your dental work redone“
       
 (DIR) Post #B1DqirZxIdxllw3SF6 by Unabart@dobbs.town
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       @anon_opin “That was not chicken”
       
 (DIR) Post #B1EIrOnCUevnod6mtk by jpm@aus.social
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       @anon_opin I’ve legitimately seen one “May you live in interesting times (ancient Chinese curse)”. We asked the restaurant staff about it, and that’s when I learned how “interesting” can be quite a different word in Chinese than English.