Post AzVdx72cVG2blKbHcG by grendel84@tiny.tilde.website
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 (DIR) Post #AzVblRETPJG907RyDI by fesshole@mastodon.social
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       I always order more sex toys for my secret collection just before Xmas or my husband's birthday. That way he thinks the boxes are potentially gifts for him and doesn't ask about them. He doesn't know I have any.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzVbyGqZKd6iYUO7Sy by Brynawel@mastodon.social
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       @fesshole Are you just collecting them or ... how's your sex life?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzVdx72cVG2blKbHcG by grendel84@tiny.tilde.website
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       @fesshole I'm imagining a "gift of the magi" scenario.“I sold my cock ring to get you a vibrating base for your dildo""what? I sold my dildo to get you a vibrator for your cock ring"
       
 (DIR) Post #AzVj7zY1Chp7TgIGXI by IncHulk@mastodon.green
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       @fesshole He probably needs to see an audiologist. That humming sound in his ears is so persistent.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzX8RnJ974qfJupv5U by baiteh@layer8.space
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       @fesshole That's just daft, like he doesn't wank ...
       
 (DIR) Post #AzcPIOPoxl3KWTrRj6 by Craktok@mas.to
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       @fesshole genius 👏🏾👏🏾