Posts by eriner@noauthority.social
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Ask your doctor about the latest COVID vaccine.
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The average person has one testicle.
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RE: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/116771805501682309There are still ~400 ships stuck in the Gulf, and they're probably never getting out.https://www.imo.org/en/mediacentre/pressbriefings/pages/statement-on-the-ongoing-crisis-in-the-strait-of-hormuz.aspxRT: https://noauthority.social/users/eriner/statuses/116771805501682309
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I am going to kill the next person who I hear misuse the term “literally”.
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@Dan_Ramos Neither Bernie nor Chaya will attack their own.
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@PNS > honey we have to adopt niggers or we’re racist> life is a waking nightmare> niggers being niggers near your children> no reprieve> send the ook-iest nigger to Jamaica to live among its kind> international incident, pretend he isn’t yours> divorce.mp4> Jews.jpg> “this po child needs six gorillion dollars”> fuck_that.gif> po-po.png> woman-judge.mp3Some people have no foresight and get what they deserve.
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@sun
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@7666
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Being right all the time isn't fun when what you're right about is the occupation, invasion, and general degradation of your country.
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> candy> flowers> card> bath bubblesI don’t understand, how is any of this going to make my wife’s tits bigger?
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There are those who worship Silicon Gods, and there are those who worship Silicone Goddesses.
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RE: https://noauthority.social/@tj/117262773357816488I should have gotten my wife this insteadRT: https://noauthority.social/users/tj/statuses/117262773357816488
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Free Bird’s intro is too long, the song is too long, and Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks.
(DIR) Post #BAT8itFnqM0gJbuoAS by eriner@noauthority.social
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If you have female co-workers, your job isn’t real.
(DIR) Post #BAT8ivcZ2hPBema0vI by eriner@noauthority.social
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There are exceptions to every rule, of course. It may not apply to you if the women you work with have fake jobs (receptionist, project manager, etc) and exist primarily to fend off discrimination lawsuits.
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@matty
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This sink was manufactured by crackheads and installed by a retard.It’s off center. It’s very tall/deep for no reason; a short person couldn’t use this sink. The faucet sprays water at you because the steep angle of the bowl.
(DIR) Post #BAdED4euv3lOp2N6p6 by eriner@noauthority.social
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Unprompted, my last two days have been some of the most physically demanding days I've had in recent memory.Yesterday I pushed a ~80-90lb stroller 1.5 miles up Mt. Lebanon, then kept it from sending my children to their deaths the same distance down. Some of it cobblestone roads.Today I edged ~8/10ths a mile of driveway in prep for a sealcoat. Had to be done soon b/c rain, so I did a half Mexican day (6hrs) of near continuous string trimming.I cannot feel my limbs.I got Chinese food.
(DIR) Post #BAdED4xLoWVbkCzpYW by eriner@noauthority.social
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inb4: “exercise more”I don’t “work out” because that’s for single losers, queers, people still zonked by the 80s era beefcake sociological impotent cry for help, people with too much free time, and people who don’t have any routine physical hardship during their normal day (i.e., office workers who drive to work).Instead I face unscheduled physical tribulations, overcome them, then get Chinese food.Pretty sure I know which of us has it better 😏
(DIR) Post #BAdED6dZZ1sOxRl40O by eriner@noauthority.social
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Nobody asked, but yes, I do string trimming in flip-flops (and shorts).It is a matter of technique and pain tolerance.