Post B9fprmLV0q58pRVuHg by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
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 (DIR) Post #B9fCsiwXFihqLwISVU by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       It's day 3 of the great internet outage of 2026.I found myself opening the fridge repeatedly, but there were no new notifications.The cheese has become strangely compelling. I might subscribe to its newsletter.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fFSXEWT0FqMuuj7Q by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       Day 3, 10:30.I tried talking to a neighbor. It was awful. They kept making eye contact. I couldn't find the pause button.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fM21fJub7Ic3krPU by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       Day 3, 12:00.I found an old notebook and scribbled down some thoughts.No likes or boosts so far.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fMANCVjBrHiiGAQC by bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot
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       @fribbledom What? They didn't even wear a t-shirt saying "Content Warning: Eye Contact"?
       
 (DIR) Post #B9feSo9E4o3bgMfBkO by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       Day 3 without Internet, 14:00.I found a DVD.It has a menu.It has chapters.It has exactly one movie.I feel strangely free.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9feb37oH9YGRwvlz6 by AspiringLuddite@medievalist.masto.host
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       @fribbledom Embrace the feeling!
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fgLzQRwnZQXbb1jE by penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
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       @fribbledom Tell me the DVD was 'The Net'
       
 (DIR) Post #B9flK0QPlBe4pfS9VA by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
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       @fribbledom wait until you find a data DVD with four AVIs of movies you had watched in childhood
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fp27DGBTKCUM1bFo by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       Day 3 without Internet, 15:30.I had an argument with myself.Unfortunately, neither side could look up a source.The argument remains unresolved.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fprmLV0q58pRVuHg by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
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       @fribbledom try looking it up in an encyclopedia *laughs in childhood nightmares*
       
 (DIR) Post #B9fwFimCXBQuQwnr1M by garpu@mastodon.online
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       @fribbledom Why do I hear "Ashokan Farewell" in the background? :)
       
 (DIR) Post #B9gzDWHsUWoA8nDn8a by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       Day 3 without Internet, 18:00.I spent twenty minutes trying to remember the name of an actor.Normally I would simply look it up, now I have to live with not knowing.I'm beginning to understand why ancient civilizations invented religions.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9h30NK8uDVkORGhk0 by MrAldisaADS@mastodon.social
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       @fribbledom How are you posting this? Do you have a IPoAC connection?
       
 (DIR) Post #B9h3GcSSPBVHxpu40W by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       @MrAldisaADS My 64kbit/s mobile connection.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9i06uI58xilfeggQy by TheConstructor@social.tchncs.de
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       @fribbledom is the name really that important? You'll likely never meet them