Post B9KnVZB3OjQvB2Kh84 by Derdnik@noauthority.social
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 (DIR) Post #B9KnVZB3OjQvB2Kh84 by Derdnik@noauthority.social
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       1. Use a thing2. Realize you need more things3. Buy extra  things to "be prepared"4. Get things in your mailbox5. Go to the logical place to store extra things6. Find all the extra things you bought last time but forgot about
       
 (DIR) Post #B9KnVZUCFYkI8PHyy0 by Murray_N@noauthority.social
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       @Derdnik Have a thing.Never use the thing.Fend off suggestions by wife to get rid of thing.Finally throw thing out in a wave of desperate purging.Need thing a week later.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9KnVZijNWN6rU5aca by Murray_N@noauthority.social
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       @Derdnik Have a thingPut thing in a safe placeNeed thing Can’t find thingBuy another thing Find first thing a week later
       
 (DIR) Post #B9KnVZt0lIaxNMtne4 by sirjoho@noauthority.social
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       @Murray_N are yall following me around or something 🤔@Derdnik