Post B633ewjwxYg8IxXdfE by salt@social.xenofem.me
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(DIR) Post #B630Lx3fFmO9vV0uno by salt@social.xenofem.me
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pirates of the caribbean 4 is Not That Bad
(DIR) Post #B630OfxpGX8RmKa8fI by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@salt its just that the first 3 are such peak cinema and comedy that an otherwise mid movie looks terrible in comparison
(DIR) Post #B630igOHOB58tSUm3M by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@fiore @salt its funny cause even the second and third ones are a definite downgrade from the first
(DIR) Post #B630igfIMuh1kESMZk by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@coolbean @salt hard disagree , worlds end is straight up one of the funniest movies i have ever had the pleasure of watching
(DIR) Post #B6316HzPlN4kAI7aYC by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@fiore @salt they're good just... a bit lost in the sauce bc the first movie was definitively will turner's story while the rest gradually started focusing on jack sparrow instead to their own detrimenti could go for watching the original 3 again sometime tbh. the first one was one of my favorite movies as a kid
(DIR) Post #B631AGnE9b5dc1JqLY by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@coolbean @salt will is SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN THO jack is a much more fun and pleasant character to follow . so much more mystery
(DIR) Post #B631mLEo4nQCOyNBz6 by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@fiore @coolbean I'm rewatching the series now (probably for the first time in order) because i love sailing and pirates and such, and at world's end is genuinely one of my favorite movies now
(DIR) Post #B633aCX0ovdjphE9gG by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @fiore @coolbean there's gotta be like some good movies about sailing and pirates
(DIR) Post #B633aDHo0x4QAp7WcK by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @fiore @salt i sure hope so cause ive finished assassins creed black flag like 3 times by now and its starting to get boring
(DIR) Post #B633aYLPijQzU5yCem by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore yeah. pirates of the caribbean. it's peak. my only real complaint is i wish they used more ship lingo. that's one of my favorite parts about the genre.
(DIR) Post #B633djeM8wdlPtLc24 by rowb1t@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @salt @coolbean @fiore there's no pirates but Master & Commander is the goat of sailing movies. (cc @FiringSquadsEnjoyer )
(DIR) Post #B633e2zcE7w3PKRMJ6 by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@salt @fiore @nyx you definitely have listened to alestorm in your life
(DIR) Post #B633eah0vnG3vTzz28 by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore nothing else really scratches the itch that I've seen so far. other pirate cinema just isn't grimy enough. that's why i love the third one it's just so incredibly grimy.
(DIR) Post #B633ewjwxYg8IxXdfE by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @nyx guilty as charged :blobcatsalute:
(DIR) Post #B633hWJvdyvvEab7Jo by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@salt @coolbean @nyx have u seen the lighthouse (2019) ?
(DIR) Post #B633iplMqI0hp93fpg by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore im sorry but they're kaf. there needs to be some avant garde experimental kino about sailing and ideally pirates
(DIR) Post #B633iq1frf3QdighFY by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore oh wait this just reminded me that William S. Burroughs literally wrote a book about pirates that I have a copy of and was gonna read soon
(DIR) Post #B633jVbZH77xaunROC by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @fiore @salt make the change you want to see in the world. i can offer a video8 camera my mother had kicking around in a box for some 20 odd years
(DIR) Post #B633k0TqTsMzLwQD9k by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @fiore @salt would you look at that already got something to potentially adapt
(DIR) Post #B633kGbAYPjdLHyHnE by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore yeah i want to read that one
(DIR) Post #B633kXnUbqh4gQrrrU by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @salt mm no making a movie seems like a miserable nightmare
(DIR) Post #B633ljN93jaUs96s4G by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @fiore @salt not if you have fun with iti mean the super mario movie was done with all the actors drunk for the vast majority of the shoot, for instance
(DIR) Post #B633m7tDu7VWuaIpOq by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @fiore @salt honestly i just want to do amateur movies with friends idk
(DIR) Post #B633mX58Eyt72l4Bvs by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@coolbean @nyx @salt same omg
(DIR) Post #B633msJNJDl6t0tMY4 by rowb1t@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore @nyx pirate hip-hop mogs pirate metalhttps://captaindan.bandcamp.com/track/its-all-about-the-booty
(DIR) Post #B633pUZc1V0M8HjcLg by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@rowb1t @salt @coolbean @fiore WHY DOES THIS EXIST
(DIR) Post #B633pcp9LcBdin48g4 by rowb1t@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore @salt the unbounded limits of human creativity :wholesomefenriz:
(DIR) Post #B633pwLOlwGwGJIf56 by winterklaus@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @salt @coolbean @fiore i want a slowburn realist epic about sailors and ruffians in a port town, depicting the alow collapse of their lives before a major tonal shift to paranoid claustrophobic handheldcam aesthetics as they are whisked away to man a vessel, the madness of the situation escalating until a mutiny at which point they become pirates and it gets more fanciful, with a romanticism of the sea and a pirate life contrasted against the consequences of the brutal conditions that brought them there
(DIR) Post #B633sc3ke8n4DeJuca by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@winterklaus @coolbean @nyx @salt aint reading all thatwatch one piece
(DIR) Post #B633t31uN6MJrkfJzs by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@rowb1t @fiore @nyx @salt this is why i wanna make amateur films with friends
(DIR) Post #B633t4W4qQ5MTbmvey by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@winterklaus @fiore @nyx @salt assassins creed black flag
(DIR) Post #B633tjtuygW8pQG30q by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@winterklaus @coolbean @fiore @salt I was just about to say that I think conceptually pirates have a lot of potential because historically they were really fucking interesting in terms of being like proto-anarchist decades before the French Revolution. this was in fact the thing that inspired Burroughs to write Cities of the Red Night aside from also presumably growing up reading pulpy pirate novels and comics. but they also have too much pop cultural acclaim for their own good.we need like a Kurosawa esque three hour epic about Libertalia
(DIR) Post #B633vGzBSEB1jGS5uS by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@fiore @coolbean @nyx not yet but that was one i wanted to watch soon
(DIR) Post #B633xFoSmngafdNlmC by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@fiore @nyx @salt störtebeker movie maybe?
(DIR) Post #B633xoDSsLt3N1LDSy by winterklaus@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @nyx @salt me too it sounds fun. i wanna hop on the tranny new wave lmaoo. also to dress up as characters and be weird together
(DIR) Post #B633yLMpcXzIBcyf9E by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@winterklaus @coolbean @fiore @nyx that does sound interesting, but i think it would be hard to find good actors.
(DIR) Post #B6340bQYse9mZjncOm by winterklaus@social.xenofem.me
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@fiore @coolbean @nyx @salt sorry i don't watch mainstream shonenkaf
(DIR) Post #B6341B5uGv1dC6PdCa by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@winterklaus @coolbean @nyx @salt 2bad 4u
(DIR) Post #B634XANsRofEG54U1Q by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@winterklaus @fiore @coolbean @salt what you don't want to sit through hundreds of episodes of filler and the ugliest anime art style ever created?
(DIR) Post #B634XhcCtYjbK51tRI by evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore @salt @winterklaus Inner depths of the funny living gimp suit start to unveil just about in episode 800
(DIR) Post #B634aupYDYePB5nrMm by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @coolbean @salt @winterklaus but but this one character reveals a Detail in epidode 938837 !
(DIR) Post #B635NSOgijeVBQNuO8 by nyx@social.xenofem.me
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@winterklaus @coolbean @fiore @salt the problem with film as an artform is that it requires you to go outside and interact with others, which are two things that make it a nonstarter for me
(DIR) Post #B635Q4NYTb0HYp6I76 by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@nyx @coolbean @salt @winterklaus nyx land is a vestale
(DIR) Post #B635lT0O6xx61FT1jk by winterklaus@social.xenofem.me
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@nyx @coolbean @fiore @salt adaptation of smash hit nyx land blog poast "the sovereign citizen"
(DIR) Post #B64IRuAKueyv1h5CPQ by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @salt 🔧
(DIR) Post #B64ISLgsZm3WORW4Nk by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @salt they leant into the slapstick a bit too much but davey jones' locker was the best potc film ever made, and while worlds end is weakest if the three as a standalone, in the context of the whole trilogy its incredible
(DIR) Post #B64IU64hbdHeXbUcVc by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@rowb1t @nyx @coolbean @fiore @salt similar kino is Bounty (1984) with anthony hopkins, laurence olivier, liam neeson and a billion other guys. Unironically one of my new favourite films.
(DIR) Post #B64IVniioogWC81Yxs by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @coolbean @fiore im gonna assume you mean dead man's chest. imo it was the worst of the original three. they reused bits in an annoying way reminiscent of like the spy who shagged me, and the start in general was just kinda weak. not to be too woke but the bit with the savage tribe just didn't work for me at all.
(DIR) Post #B64IW7Gk8YBip95V8C by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore i was twelve when i last watched this film
(DIR) Post #B64IXN68lq3MCqj8Qy by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @coolbean @fiore you're not allowed to act like you have a take about something and then when someone disagrees with you say your opinion is worthless. either don't say anything or own it, pseud.
(DIR) Post #B64IXo3wW7L1pquGG0 by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore no im actually subtly implying you're mentally defficient
(DIR) Post #B64IXrM8Gwfe38RKWe by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@salt @coolbean @fiore and also too woke
(DIR) Post #B64IZMwsIUJuK1LUCu by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @fiore @salt you 2 have fallen off
(DIR) Post #B64IZlYGp6Uecx1gpM by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @FiringSquadsEnjoyer i know. it's part of my subtle plan to undermine xnfm from the inside
(DIR) Post #B64IaLuVdtfnOLhxUO by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @salt but yes it is the best managing to skirt the line between cool dumb fight sequences elaborating on what black pearl laid down while not quite going into the ridiculous excesses of worlds end (that it inevitably paved the way for), and the single best villain of the series who never gets run into the ground as a joke like Barbarossa does later on bcs of his death
(DIR) Post #B64IayTEHG1az2FDsm by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@salt @fiore @FiringSquadsEnjoyer wodk century now
(DIR) Post #B64IcDZbbvsS76ou0m by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@rowb1t @coolbean @fiore @nyx @salt a large reason i like this film is that i can read my own values into it, but that its open ended enough that others come out with a completely different reading of it and we can passionately argue over it
(DIR) Post #B64IdKHw87k5EI5GYC by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @coolbean @fiore well I'm rather fond of those ridiculous excesses. i really liked what black pearl did, and what at world's end did, and dead man's chest felt to me like an awkward middle that didn't capture the magic of either.
(DIR) Post #B64IddHDX1SM7YtSZE by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@coolbean @fiore @nyx @rowb1t @salt also i like big ships
(DIR) Post #B64IfGHO0QbVNKkWLw by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @coolbean @nyx @rowb1t @salt ermmm , shipping discourse on my timeline ??
(DIR) Post #B64J2WAV65uJJYcNou by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@fiore @coolbean @nyx @rowb1t @salt salt fell off
(DIR) Post #B64J33o02G6vdcLtT6 by coolbean@brain.worm.pink
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@fiore @FiringSquadsEnjoyer @nyx @rowb1t @salt what are you an anti
(DIR) Post #B64J70usicBrpuSLi4 by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@coolbean @FiringSquadsEnjoyer @nyx @rowb1t @salt dude hell nah i yearn to see my favorite deltarune characters fall in love and live beautiful loving relationships together while noelle sits on the cuck chair , wdym
(DIR) Post #B64JFQHaI8v4pC5Kvg by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@coolbean @FiringSquadsEnjoyer @nyx @rowb1t @salt i dont care that people will hang me upside down for this but kerdly is the greatest thing toby fox has ever given us and im tired of pretending it isny
(DIR) Post #B64JZkFLm9noX8jLNY by FiringSquadsEnjoyer@social.xenofem.me
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@fiore @coolbean @nyx @rowb1t @salt i would never hang you for this oomf <3 mainly bcs idk who these people are
(DIR) Post #B64JZkZuXiFVYuLlQW by fiore@brain.worm.pink
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @coolbean @nyx @rowb1t @salt the west has fallen
(DIR) Post #B64JcmRw2dZkEc4360 by salt@social.xenofem.me
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @fiore @coolbean @nyx @rowb1t he's the guy who made the homestuck music