Post B5MMctnOTncdvRc3O4 by azonenberg@ioc.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B5MLzygYMlO7nSr1DU by azonenberg@ioc.exchange
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       Randomly reminded of the time that me and my brothers decided that a hypothetical mixture of Coca-Cola and toilet paper (which as far as I know was never actually created) needed a name, and dubbed it "garblax".
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MMctnOTncdvRc3O4 by azonenberg@ioc.exchange
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       This was around the same time we decided that a mixture of maple syrup and molten lead was called "tupa", as in "tupa scent milk"
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MMljijJBVHHfe4CO by StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
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       @azonenberg Did you ever garblax hapless passers-by?
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MMu8JDlxfTrQiYGu by azonenberg@ioc.exchange
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       @StumpyTheMutt I don't think we *ever* made it.Which makes the idea of naming it especially silly.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MNlUuqS3JrK3lJBI by azonenberg@ioc.exchange
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       Neither of these were ever created IRL.We did, however, make an equally disgusting concoction called "peepornia" or "peeparnia" (pronunciation varied and it was never written down to my knowledge) several times.It was basically a witch's brew, mixed in a toilet and periodically flushed when it got too full, created any time we did a cleanout of the back of the fridge or pantry and needed to dispose of the contents of cans, jars, and bottles that were no longer fit to eat before washing and recycling the containers.