Post B4LAFwgi7YhTpJIetE by tyil@fedi.tyil.nl
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(DIR) Post #B4LAFurcu0FAAaOLcu by zzt@mas.to
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what do you call the psychological phenomenon where you hallucinate a human face onto a corporation like Apple and decide it must have goals other than profit maximization and exploitation
(DIR) Post #B4LAFv4k7EjepGWp4S by zzt@mas.to
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“the macbook neo will usher in a new age of software tinkering” cool! so they finally rereleased HyperCard?…no? ok fine, at least they published some new developer guidelines such that developers will need to ensure their apps run great on the neo for 8 years since it’s such a performance gap from the high end macbook pro they’re using to develop, right?…also no? oh dear, how strange. the neo is starting to look a lot like the utterly obvious: an overgrown iPad for SaaS apps
(DIR) Post #B4LAFvIZHpnJW8zrcW by zzt@mas.to
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the macbook neo is a device that’s designed to normalize low-end devices as consumption-only SaaS clients. it’s the soft opening blow for the death of general purpose computing for anyone who doesn’t have a corporation’s budget for a $10k+ a pop pro laptop. the future looks like a macbook neo but more expensive, less powerful, and more locked down.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFvWOSQqyD1SuAa by zzt@mas.to
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if you’re considering a macbook neo or defending the macbook neo in my replies like a fucking weirdo, please do our environment a solid and get a used device that’ll outperform the neo insteadif available, a surplus thinkpad running linux will knock your fucking socks off, I guarantee it. it is the repairable, tinkerable, cozy system you imagine the neo must be.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFvjreLd2snlfAO by zzt@mas.to
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believe it or not you don’t need to buy a brand new device that’s, by both its spec sheet and benchmarks, less performant than a 2020 MacBook Air, in the opening stages of a global economic depressionyou don’t actually owe these capitalists your attention, your free advertising, or your money. they do not give a shit that you’ll be the goodest little consumer and use your neo to make cozy little indie games and ssh into servers and program mcus and post on fedi. you’re invisible to them.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFvu927qtOgZsBs by zzt@mas.to
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gimme some of that ✨apple magic✨ that makes a 6 year old device a miserable experience but a new device with worse specs and benchmarks than the 6 year old device somehow wonderful until 2034 what do you mean the magic is that it’s built for apple intelligence and other SaaS horseshit and as an entry-level market wedge for Apple’s take on adobe’s horrifically exploitative Creative Cloud suite
(DIR) Post #B4LAFw5qKdD3yy3DQO by zzt@mas.to
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it’s almost like 8GB RAM, non-expandable, split between the CPU and GPU, is the absolute minimum needed to make the trainwreck that is Liquid Glass macOS run at all and Apple isn’t planning on changing any of their development practices for an entry level device
(DIR) Post #B4LAFwIFaV8ObRr7lQ by tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one
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@zzt tim apple knows his users are part of the cult now. they'll buy anything, overpay for the privilege, and praise Apple for inventing it, too.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFwOzBSWQwL0VGK by zzt@mas.to
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like I know damn well this thing isn’t for me, a lot of things aren’t for me. but which of these things am I supposed to clap for?- tinkerers get nothing. there’s much better, faster, cheaper, much much more open tinkering devices out there- students get a bad device that’ll be exactly as locked down as an iPad due to school policy- creatives get Adobe Creative Cloud but Apple aka exploitation- your dad probably won’t buy one cause macOS is weird and $600 is still too expensive for compute
(DIR) Post #B4LAFwR73YDv2w0CZs by tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one
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feels like this Apple NEO thing is going to be ewaste so fast. nobody should be allowed to sell computers with 8 gb of ram ONLY. too little for what people expect.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFwgi7YhTpJIetE by tyil@fedi.tyil.nl
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@tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one It still feels insane to me that to some people, 8gb of ram seems like nothing. I have machines running right now with less than that, and they're performing just fine.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFwiU0y7Nuo84eW by zzt@mas.to
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you don’t in fact have to waste your advocacy on the macbook neo. you don’t have to clap for a situation where Apple makes money. it doesn’t matter to me that this device will be a success, and I don’t doubt it will. it doesn’t deserve my recognition or my attention and I’m kind of shocked that it’s become a bizarre little outlet for OLPC-style techno-optimism.“but zzt aren’t you giving it your att-“ yeah thanks for that motherfuckers, shove more garbage into my face til I flinch
(DIR) Post #B4LAFws3RNm4OUbiZU by tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one
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@tyil me too, but for normies trying to raw dog youtube inside of chrome without ad blockers or pihole it's going to be slow.i have a machine with 4 gb of ram running Nixbook.this neo thing is going to feel fast for 1 year and then, it will feel slow and 'old'.
(DIR) Post #B4LAFx3kjt8Eym53o0 by tyil@fedi.tyil.nl
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@tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one Maybe normies should feel the slowness of the garbage that gets peddled to them. Maybe if normies would, for once, feel the effects of the garbage they've been giving up their money, privacy, and self-respect for, some of them might for once think about their actions.I don't think rewarding idiots with ever expensive hardware to do stupid shit is the way to go. We've tried it for a couple decades, and things only get worse.