Posts by sarahbi@mastodon.world
 (DIR) Post #AYG2TLZOQtZzWDSkq0 by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-07-31T15:37:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts please pray that I get an accidental $3.4 billion deposited in my bank account šŸ™šŸ¤² I promised it will be used well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYHxua1ofplIizqNWq by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-08-01T13:55:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ack-chually hoomans are the budgetary leeches. The cats have generously let you live with them. 🐱
       
 (DIR) Post #AYHy21T33OSlqx88Tg by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-08-01T13:56:55Z
       
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       @Jaycee @DebOppermann may I use this as my phone wallpaper? Beautiful job!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYYw7EAP8zCLFdRu8u by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-08-09T18:25:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Receiving wishes of death on the internet is a normal part of puberty. Those posters don’t mean it - they just have a crush on you and don’t know how to properly express themselves!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ69FiFjaIDvdf71qi by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-08-25T18:58:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts never disappointed by the 100% HIGH QUALITY TRUE FACTS this account posts!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZCu5wmGaXtkaIvxkO by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-08-29T01:11:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m still cursing Noah for bringing the comically fat mosquito!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSfvF13bqglOulsI4 by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-05T15:47:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts mind = blown
       
 (DIR) Post #AZbzupqpDz8CjL4vR2 by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-10T03:44:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts dare I say - the class as out!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZlQEBtdUI2v0rV05o by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-14T16:51:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts wow. My header goes out to all the men who no longer have the $5,000 left. This experiment clearly shows that UBI needs to be $100,000 per month so that these men can spend $99,800/month on Magic: The Gathering cards and $200 on other expenses. Amazing!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZnScbTqbfjtXE7otU by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-15T16:27:50Z
       
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       @ken @ProPublica the ones I’m worried about didn’t report conflicts of interest. I’m side eyeing a non profit Newspaper who took out a $60k loan from somewhere. Not sure where or why exactly…
       
 (DIR) Post #AZw4euNigynIcXtBwm by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-19T20:11:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts First I find out that Abraham Lincoln is dead and never said ā€œnot everything you see on the Internet is trueā€, the next I find out that Low Quality Facts has been lying to us!Horrible! The Internet is trash. I’m going to unfollow you, block you, delete Mastodon, then set my phone on fire so I don’t have to deal with this BS!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa2oyqKN2N6pb2aiXo by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-23T02:18:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is the sole reason we must abort the court!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaGNmgF8jATcIPYkOu by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-09-29T15:20:04Z
       
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       @stux it’s only hate speech if it’s hate against him!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbD9IxFnBXwGGpR1do by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-10-27T23:45:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mike Johnson is clearly a biology genius. How amazing and efficient that would be to have just 2 of every animal. Checkmate evolution!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbIsZyAzqAtCAb1eO8 by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-10-30T18:06:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts wow! What an amazing fact! Shows you that religious leaders have no idea what they’re talking about!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbP4yjcGXvcTTmvkMS by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-11-02T17:53:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts do credit card numbers and bank account info count as secrets? Asking for a friend…
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRT0U1yFXuKwBExCi by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-11-03T21:32:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts just broke up with partner because they didn’t say ā€œbig yawnā€ when cat yawned. Best šŸ‘ decision šŸ‘ ever šŸ‘
       
 (DIR) Post #AbdWInNNh6T5uLCIKm by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-11-09T16:59:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts directions unclear. Please help!Pushed partner into oncoming bus and now they are in a coma. I don’t understand why I’m ā€œunder investigationā€ for ā€œattempted murderā€ when I’m just doing my part to reduce the divorce rate!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbdZoJUmcnXCMcNdCK by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-11-09T17:45:28Z
       
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       @ken @ProPublica Yes, we can all do our part by growing our own food and relying less on supermarkets or turn to more urban farming. But it’s absolutely confounding that farmers grow alfalfa in a desert where it makes 0 sense to do so. There are many other places in the US to grow alfalfa. It’s ironic that white colonizers feel entitled to land and water that they’ve stolen.
       
 (DIR) Post #Acc6KcWwOTrKv388lk by sarahbi@mastodon.world
       2023-12-08T22:32:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Pedro pascal keeping it šŸ’Æ šŸ˜