Post AZ69FiFjaIDvdf71qi by sarahbi@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #AZ5mqpwDfxYhF7iYMq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T14:47:10Z
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People are making a big deal out of Trump's self-reported height and weight, but the other stats he tried to submit during his arrest are absolutely wild:Height: 6' 3"Weight: 215 lbsAge: 36Hair: very realIntellect: big brainSkin: radiant, flawless, possibly bulletproofStrength: equivalent to five buffalo in their primeSpeed: white Usain BoltHand Size: bigger than yoursVirgin: never
(DIR) Post #AZ5n0EHyVcm7N8N94y by Tkoobaan@mstdn.ca
2023-08-25T14:48:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣😅🤣😂👍👍👏👏
(DIR) Post #AZ5n0c3c8fY35Xq11k by bryanhansel@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T14:48:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that his mugshot? It's like he is trying and failing to do a male model look from the movie Zoolander
(DIR) Post #AZ5n2iSbIsmLWgWo1Q by tomcrinstam@universeodon.com
2023-08-25T14:49:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well the never virgin part is likely right. He was born fucked.
(DIR) Post #AZ5n4LKcGbP8NAZM6C by steevc@mastodon.org.uk
2023-08-25T14:49:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't bear to share his nasty face.
(DIR) Post #AZ5nJwYY9G7mAPWdZQ by ke7yxz@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T14:52:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts He should smile more. #feelingCute
(DIR) Post #AZ5nLCdtpEkYLad0jo by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T14:52:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Hand size: bigger than yours" has me dying. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AZ5nMCKYTG7DfY3RC4 by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-08-25T14:52:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts the correct term of art for this kind of intellect, like for Wile E, is Super Genius ;).
(DIR) Post #AZ5nX8BSEFgvzf0k8e by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-25T14:54:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Academic credentials: uncle taught at MITMedical certifications: Person, man, woman, camera, TV. Other Super Powers: ability to redirect paths of hurricanes with a single Sharpie(™).
(DIR) Post #AZ5oYpnFftLvUS4BoO by the1goit@ravenation.club
2023-08-25T15:06:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds just like he'd say
(DIR) Post #AZ5onbZQpyZLiqe5RY by TheDefiant604@canada.masto.host
2023-08-25T15:08:59Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou forgot one...Sex: whether she wants it or not.
(DIR) Post #AZ5ooXRzdn57EZbxtw by mrfrisky@lounge.town
2023-08-25T15:09:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts here's a picture of the only innocent person in history with 4 indictments. What a turd!
(DIR) Post #AZ5pHHnutPS36bZdTc by Fidoly@sfba.social
2023-08-25T15:14:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hateful looking.
(DIR) Post #AZ5tXNB555WyDnKpE0 by sbuzzard@hachyderm.io
2023-08-25T16:02:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts He looks like he's starting to "District 9" here a little bit on his left. Or, perhaps more appropriately, Gotham's two-face. I shouldn't throw stones, and probably could say the same about myself as a fellow old, but in his case I make an exception
(DIR) Post #AZ5u6nJrsXNtQyKqno by Anthonightshift@mstdn.ca
2023-08-25T16:08:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I still say he should have been processed in Orange County, just as an additional Eff You from the rest of us.
(DIR) Post #AZ5x7HxKGyswJVicVs by Anthro@universeodon.com
2023-08-25T16:25:34Z
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#Today I want to know.Did you lean on music to get you through the early days of the pandemic?If so, was there a particular song that you went back to on days you needed a lift or calm?
(DIR) Post #AZ60UAQqiDAFVB83RQ by sandlapper37@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T17:19:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts He's also master of sarcasm, wannabe stand up comic.
(DIR) Post #AZ62teWIBQOxxuxGe8 by RantyHighwayman@mas.to
2023-08-25T17:46:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is a very poor game of, er, top trumps.
(DIR) Post #AZ63X7fnj2yLg1DuhE by Havant_Enviro@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-25T17:54:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that photo in the public domain because it's a US government photo??If so, he might regret putting out there!A lot of US government photos are copyright free.
(DIR) Post #AZ63xbmeOk6Cal3ZL6 by FlorriePuddlefoot@sfba.social
2023-08-25T17:58:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I've been practicing for my photo shoot. What do you think?" "Oh, very good sir! Very menacing. Very strong and presidential!""Not at all reminiscent of the Annoying Orange."
(DIR) Post #AZ66mroojwDf05djIO by themeowcate@piaille.fr
2023-08-25T18:30:28Z
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@lowqualityfactsIntellect : very stable genius
(DIR) Post #AZ69FiFjaIDvdf71qi by sarahbi@mastodon.world
2023-08-25T18:58:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts never disappointed by the 100% HIGH QUALITY TRUE FACTS this account posts!
(DIR) Post #AZ69mQZMLsvMLntKzo by xander@nerdculture.de
2023-08-25T19:04:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts he looks like he’s doing a very poor impression of Blue Steal. I can already hear Zoolander saying that he’s gonna like send his lawyers after trump.
(DIR) Post #AZ6CzuGXYIig50Cwls by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T19:40:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're one of the best but it isn't possible to satirize him. This man defies all parody. https://www.politicalflare.com/2023/08/trump-claims-he-shares-a-body-type-with-world-class-athletes-in-ridiculous-truth-social-post/
(DIR) Post #AZ6KOmEnEloY6ECGtk by bronakins@sfba.social
2023-08-25T21:03:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Priceless! 😹
(DIR) Post #AZ6bMShgak0A9pC2W8 by MaskedXLunar@mastodon.social
2023-08-26T00:13:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts could we test the bulletproof part?
(DIR) Post #AZ6cSpCjwkzHdOJgIq by GeriAQuin@mstdn.social
2023-08-26T00:25:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 215 kg maybe
(DIR) Post #AZ7fPNXQqYp7ys0G6i by mikebrew@mastodon.social
2023-08-26T12:32:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sex: everyday
(DIR) Post #AZ82t7OxhkaHZEBvZw by Phoenix_Borealis@dragon.style
2023-08-26T16:56:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZwiWwHhjHxQN9pXE0 by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-09-20T03:38:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Trump looks like an avatar generated by an AI art generator fed by doing a Google search for abusive step-fathers.
(DIR) Post #AZwjxhamYy0KZu4yTA by raphaelmorgan@disabled.social
2023-09-20T03:54:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is funny and all but I'm still mad you made me look at a picture of Trump
(DIR) Post #AZwqjewgJ3FdzhZbwe by C0ppert0p@toot.community
2023-09-20T05:10:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts this guy!
(DIR) Post #AZx3UIupEIaojJiIjY by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-20T07:33:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts the LQF in chief ;)...