Posts by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #1562996 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T02:57:21Z
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porky pig stutters when he eats pussy. "a-buh-dee-ba-dee-ba-dih-dih-dih- are you there yet?"
(DIR) Post #1563065 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T05:34:07Z
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alf ate his way out of the pussy
(DIR) Post #1563085 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-22T19:45:19Z
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really failing to see why anyone would want to fuck a clown.- uses whiteface (racist)- looks dumpy in loose-fitting clothes and large shoes - would probably spray seltzer water in your pussy or something
(DIR) Post #1563127 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-17T13:29:18Z
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oh her name is nicki minaj. i forgot. i’m cancelled. do you remember when she said “maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns”? what the fuck does that even mean. like she’s gonna put her pussy on the sides of your face, or like her pussy will expand to encompass pretty much your entire skull
(DIR) Post #1563153 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-17T14:16:58Z
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it’s not ok for you to post screenshots from the bird site anymore. we gotta kill it by sitting around here and joking about whether or not fat yoshi would leave any pussy on the table or if he would eat all of it :fatyoshi:
(DIR) Post #1563177 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T03:03:04Z
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if anyone wants me to take down the post about porky pig eating pussy just let me know
(DIR) Post #1563184 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T00:48:14Z
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droopy dog's dick had a whole bunch of loose skin on it too and his balls sagged really low. i don't wanna say it but these are the facts
(DIR) Post #1563204 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-22T03:32:05Z
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yoshi is fucking ripped and his dick hangs low like H.R. Pufnstuf's
(DIR) Post #1563279 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-26T00:07:41Z
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popeye used to have to eat spinach before he fucked. he''d down the whole can and it would bounce through his body and fatten his dick up at the end like his arm
(DIR) Post #1563284 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-19T16:05:22Z
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mickey mouse’s balls are gigantic and branch off from his dick like his ears
(DIR) Post #1609208 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-24T16:38:15Z
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@Gargron should i put a cw on my posts about clapping hillary’s cheeks? seems sexual but i don’t explicitly say anything so i don’t know
(DIR) Post #1609217 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-27T10:32:54Z
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@Gargron hewwo king
(DIR) Post #1834854 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-12-08T16:41:46Z
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fuck a most popular list!!! the most popular things about me, and about this website in general? deez nutz and dis asshole
(DIR) Post #2060069 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-27T00:10:20Z
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@selfagency@bofa.lol seek medical attention
(DIR) Post #2094229 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-16T20:51:42Z
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oh for christ’s sake. i accidentally became a chaser on here by not realizing i was replying to the same person’s selfies. welp, drag and cancel my stupid ass sis
(DIR) Post #9fRXQnYvAmCZfbmbfE by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-28T21:41:26Z
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Some fuckin dork in a virtual library, browsing the categories of "ANCIENT HISTORY" files. They stumble upon a single one, named MASTODON.ZUCK. Curiously browsing the pages, a single post catches their eye: Dog dicc look like a himalayan salt lamp
(DIR) Post #9fRXSiWur0J0dqlBYm by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-23T18:34:17Z
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ISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN: Quick, get behind me! ISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN is SHOWERED WITH ROCKS AND BOTTLES, the fibers in his CAPE protecting the crowd of FLEEING ISRAELISISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN: These animals want to erase our ethnic identity. Our Neopets MUST be allowed to be proud of their white heritage
(DIR) Post #9gyX4X7hr4x1BDFVuy by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-22T23:28:51Z
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just drink the fucking water. you need it to live. like not everything needs a flavor
(DIR) Post #9iwRVnw7R4y1VzP5hQ by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-27T05:39:35Z
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i could beat the shit out of a ghost. i could beat the fuck out of a vampire. i could whip the ass of smaller frankensteins. any monster would get their fucking throat punched by me.
(DIR) Post #9nbxm4pSCG1FPj6KC8 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
2018-08-22T04:15:37Z
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NECKLESS GIRAFFE: Please, God, end this pain. Too short for a tree, too big for a leaf. I have to eat poison ivy every dayFLOWER DEER: Eat my assNG: What?FD: No seriously, it grows backBOXING KANGAROO: Oi crikey, oi've nevah seen an ass grow back befoah!CRYSTAL WEASEL OPENS his FILTHY TRENCHCOAT, revealing WORTHLESS JEWELSALL except CRYSTAL WEASEL: We already said no, fuck off!COTTON CANDY PENGUIN and CIRCLE FISH are UNDERWATER, KISSINGTRIDENT OTTER, from SHORE: Ay carumba