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 (DIR) Post #9nbxm4pSCG1FPj6KC8 by realtoddhoward@mastodon.social
       2018-08-22T04:15:37Z
       
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       NECKLESS GIRAFFE: Please, God, end this pain. Too short for a tree, too big for a leaf. I have to eat poison ivy every dayFLOWER DEER: Eat my assNG: What?FD: No seriously, it grows backBOXING KANGAROO: Oi crikey, oi've nevah seen an ass grow back befoah!CRYSTAL WEASEL OPENS his FILTHY TRENCHCOAT, revealing WORTHLESS JEWELSALL except CRYSTAL WEASEL: We already said no, fuck off!COTTON CANDY PENGUIN and CIRCLE FISH are UNDERWATER, KISSINGTRIDENT OTTER, from SHORE: Ay carumba