Posts by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
(DIR) Post #AU8vOt6eHjm3qAmGDw by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-03-30T13:44:40Z
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The main bad thing about phones is all the notificationsDonʼt notify meI donʼt want to get those
(DIR) Post #AVGiJT0TKFb8pgh9Qe by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-05-02T23:43:39Z
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My upbringing familiarized me well with belligerent idiots on the far right, but belligerent idiots on the far left are not something my brain really knows how to deal with. They’re the good guys! But wait, they’re assholes! They’re the good guy assholes! Does not compute.
(DIR) Post #AVGiJUc5LtHNodIhhA by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-05-03T00:04:01Z
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The same morals that would lead me to punch a Nazi would lead me to punch a Stalinist. I’m opposed to Putin’s war in Ukraine on the same grounds that I was opposed to Bush’s in Iraq. But for a certain set of Leftists, it doesn’t seem to be about moral reasoning so much as whether you’re on Team Left or Right. Any excess is justifiable, provided it’s for the cause. Any facts that cause cognitive dissonance can be explained away as “Western propaganda,” just like the Trumpers do with “fake news.”
(DIR) Post #AVGiJZbYnGpXIS5r4S by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-05-03T00:08:10Z
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So I really need to decide where I’m going to draw the line with these people. I’ve had good times with Commies on here, and it’s ok that we disagree about certain things, but I’m only willing to put up with so much negativity from people.
(DIR) Post #AVHzk4oPHVJTzZHmUq by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-05-03T20:39:37Z
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@tante Not sure when it became this way, but I now assume all people who write books are neʼer-do-wells and scoundrels
(DIR) Post #AXsJaciaZ9WrjkuFSy by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-07-20T03:46:32Z
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I'm not sureWhy I'm writing like this tonightBut hopefully it passes soonBecause it's kind of insufferably cuntyIsn't it
(DIR) Post #AYHwunERU0Y3ilHrpg by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-08-01T13:44:25Z
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@lps @smallcircles @linkwarden Pinry? https://docs.getpinry.com/
(DIR) Post #AYI0tW7G290kAEZctE by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-08-01T14:29:00Z
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@lps @smallcircles @linkwarden That would be nice. I've used Pinry in the past, and it works well. But I'm not interested in running Docker right now, if I can help it.
(DIR) Post #AYpkTw1zXz832h0iLA by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-08-17T18:40:30Z
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I canʼt believe I have to tell people this, but- Donʼt buy smart home shit- Donʼt download an app to get a free smoothie- Donʼt sign up for something you heard about in a piece of junk mail- Donʼt create an account with fucking McDonald's or Chipotleʼs or whatever- Donʼt use a coupon or a discount for something you werenʼt going to buy anyway- Donʼt sign up for free trials- Donʼt let the devil in through the front door- Donʼt let them sell you anythingYou will not come out ahead.
(DIR) Post #AYwO9LYyaRCpGJw5WC by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-08-21T01:32:16Z
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Why do the aliens in movies always got to invade the planet and shit? Be cool, alines. Chill, damn
(DIR) Post #AaRYVu9D0xnEjOY1g0 by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-10-05T00:30:24Z
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What if we just decided to use the Adobe and Microsoft software from like 2003, forever
(DIR) Post #Aay23fH1HCTC3Tc4DA by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-10-20T16:43:50Z
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@Wolven @lawlznet Searx is a meta-search of various bad search engines
(DIR) Post #AcEUqmOo4um3Ieuino by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-11-27T02:59:24Z
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Dot matrix printers were it, y’all. Want to print a single line of text? Ka-ching. Want to print a 7-foot-long “Happy Birthday” banner? I got you, fam.Plus remember how satisying it was to tear the tracks off?Out of ink? No problem, you can get a couple pages more, they’ll just be a little lighter, that’s all.We gave it all away.
(DIR) Post #AcWCNcCkbK3kxGUshE by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2023-12-06T02:11:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts dadgum critters!
(DIR) Post #AdYx8rmtnviq5z0YYC by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2024-01-06T06:38:36Z
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but... maybe people ought to be able to move to a different country if they want to?
(DIR) Post #Ahwz69UYhD95gbXtku by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2024-05-16T13:01:03Z
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That new painting of King Charles in Hell is pretty good
(DIR) Post #AoHJsYq3VyEfso80RM by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2024-11-21T20:04:28Z
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Maybe it’s not that we WON’T slow or stop climate change, but that we CAN’T. We just aren’t smart enough to have figured out a way to organize people globally to work together on a problem of this magnitude.Yes, there are evil people sabotaging the work, and we can blame them.But placing blame is different than solving the problem. Selfish and short-sighted people will always exist, and figuring out how to contain the damage they do is part of the problem that we haven’t been able to solve.
(DIR) Post #Auny5fch05gAnRacIS by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-06-05T00:15:49Z
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Who’s your favorite Teenage Tootin’ Meaty Turtle?
(DIR) Post #AzRXNkFcjIKDfHxajo by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2025-10-21T15:54:42Z
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@sullybiker Fortunately, Spaceballs answered this one definitively for us.
(DIR) Post #B2b14wS8rRHbb8L7Sa by monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
2026-01-24T00:55:55Z
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Never ate Spam before, but Costco had the low-sodium version on sale, and I’ve had good luck with canned meat as a cheap source of protein lately. So I picked some up.Turns out a serving is 1/6 of one of those tiny little cans, and the low-sodium version is still 25% of your daily sodium RDA per serving.So WTF do I do with it? Only thing I can think of is mince it and put it in a soup with no other salt. I'll probably just put it away as emergency rations for the apocalypse.