Posts by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
 (DIR) Post #AaYOpoSeaNhFoYL9cm by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-10-08T07:30:43Z
       
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       massive L to mastodon users btw. PHP supremacy <3
       
 (DIR) Post #AacO10xP8xvaQwLC6a by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-10-10T05:58:28Z
       
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       Vocalists are genuinely the most annoying subcategory of musicians I have to deal with. Specifically, they're the only fucking people I know who never post sheet music for their parts of existing songs online. "Oh, just sing it by ear" POINT TO WHERE THAT OPTION IS IN FURNACE MODTRACKER. SHOW ME THE YAMAHA YM2612'S "SING IT BY EAR" SUBSYSTEM. YEAH I FUCKING THOUGHT SO.Like, yeah, it's not difficult for most people to unconsciously match the melody of a song's vocals when singing it, but that doesn't fucking help when you need actual note values for something, now does it? And I, for the life of me, cannot find a working pitch measurement tool for vocals.TL;DR fuck human voices, they're the worst instrument to parse via computer
       
 (DIR) Post #AbQSmp1XCuxWpkYuDA by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-11-03T09:45:21Z
       
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       incentivizing myself to develop a normal sleep schedule by getting a hot werewolf to breed me while I'm unconscious
       
 (DIR) Post #AbZLkKTarOzCFzBq8e by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-11-07T14:26:17Z
       
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       GNU users stay winning (at least we can run Minecraft)
       
 (DIR) Post #AblqBriRQZ9BtIYVfc by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-11-13T16:12:15Z
       
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       just got diagnosed with terminal bellyrubs deficiency 😔
       
 (DIR) Post #Abu9APYcd3NY62GKBc by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-11-17T17:25:17Z
       
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       "rearrange your insides"? okay then: [Sort -> By modification time]
       
 (DIR) Post #AcX6sZnzAPBLvJFmnA by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-06T12:35:52Z
       
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       mpreg-2 video
       
 (DIR) Post #AcXGmffFT967tnzQAa by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-05T13:58:53Z
       
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       whoever categorized autism as a "feline trait" has clearly never met me
       
 (DIR) Post #AcXH9aWWkRSGcFq1MO by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-11-19T21:35:13Z
       
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       homophobic that goop monsters aren't real tbh, they'd be great at cuddlefucking
       
 (DIR) Post #AcanJxR55clpBCOrHk by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-08T07:15:59Z
       
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       windows users will be like "is anyone else going to molest this child" and not even wait for an answer
       
 (DIR) Post #AcfocAvoisrRzcpKDY by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-10T17:06:25Z
       
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       starting to think a lot of people who hate the general concept of technological progress are just weird ableist boomers. this shit is just "iphone bad" dressed up as anticapitalist thought, and it's exactly as dumb as that sounds. yes, a lot of technological progress has been hijacked by capitalism to extract more profits. but you can't fucking ignore that a lot of technological progress has also SIGNIFICANTLY improved the quality of life for disabled people. maybe don't throw the accessibility tools out with the bathwater???
       
 (DIR) Post #AcfocBz2oN2LFvLPt2 by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-10T17:16:38Z
       
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       omw to "degrowth" the local hospital(lifts paw to headset)...I've just been informed that this is actually something called "genocide" and should be avoided if possible
       
 (DIR) Post #AcvRHoTYQbOtd0bWW8 by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2023-12-18T06:15:26Z
       
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       '); DROP TABLE posts; --oh no guys! im doing an SQL injection attack agAinst the Fediverse!
       
 (DIR) Post #AjcZ8PmGsloizHw85A by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-07-05T12:41:31Z
       
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       who up craunching they marmoset
       
 (DIR) Post #AkDNf4qCjaYxddLhB2 by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-07-23T06:46:37Z
       
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       I wish I was living in an environment where I could communicate basic stuff with just barks, growls, and other non-verbal sounds...
       
 (DIR) Post #AkDNw5EQXECtlymvGS by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-07-14T12:15:18Z
       
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       actually, waking up in someone's arms makes me feel a little less awful and depressed about the world. y'all should try it sometime
       
 (DIR) Post #AkEin9ZnIxEkpwKFAu by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-07-23T16:10:39Z
       
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       @iska wrroof
       
 (DIR) Post #AkpJoprcG2RyGzssV6 by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-08-04T03:09:13Z
       
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       just installed hall effect joysticks in all my joy-cons >:3fun fact: you can get a pack of 4 hall effect joysticks for the same price as one (1) new joy-con. and it's not that hard to take the joy-cons apart as long as you're careful and patient.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkpJrjg9i2EfxZuGcy by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-07-31T23:10:59Z
       
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       pulling up to work with this as my IDE
       
 (DIR) Post #Am6MP2cHrz2Xe7wMW8 by keith@friendica.keithhacks.cyou
       2024-09-17T14:19:09Z
       
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       @twizzay BASED