Posts by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #1201070 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-14T17:23:22Z
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BART is teasing us by parking one of their sexy new trains on the nonoperational platform. Can’t wait to put my butt inside one of those sweet babies.
(DIR) Post #1201099 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-14T17:27:05Z
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@Ste1lar https://www.bart.gov/about/projects/carsThere’s a new train running on one of the Oakland lines on the reg but I’m on the peninsula
(DIR) Post #1211907 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-15T01:39:07Z
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@lynnesbian I thought you were being ambiguous on purpose
(DIR) Post #1212100 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-15T01:51:21Z
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@lynnesbian When this Pokemon (SAME IN ♀/♂ FORMS WAY TO GO) showed up in Go I was all "oh wow after the first few games they got reaaaal sexy with it apparently?"
(DIR) Post #1235920 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-16T00:32:54Z
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@selfsame I put red whiteboard markers in the trash I don’t need alerts on my hand drawn diagrams
(DIR) Post #1260253 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-16T23:15:56Z
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@lynnesbian *slaps a pair of bunny ears on a 2006 Thinkpad*
(DIR) Post #1324815 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-19T16:11:26Z
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@lynnesbian A friend of mine who had never heard of RMS was admitted to grad school at MIT.His first month at school, he called campus security on a large homeless man washing himself in a sink in the CS building at 2 AM.This story is going exactly where you think it is.
(DIR) Post #1329101 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-19T19:27:41Z
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@DeeUnderscore pronouncing all the initial ‘e’s as ‘uh’ so it just sounds like you’re faking an Italian accent
(DIR) Post #1338269 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-20T02:58:05Z
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@DeeUnderscore DPI awareness? Are the shots the same pixels high/wide?
(DIR) Post #1339174 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-20T03:55:11Z
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Turns out the real rice test is how much rice we made along the way
(DIR) Post #1409379 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-22T19:57:16Z
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Give your infant a head start on an old man’s disease. When you think baby food, think
(DIR) Post #1449685 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-24T11:18:32Z
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@SarcasmKid always room for Jesus
(DIR) Post #1497543 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-11-26T08:48:16Z
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@lynnesbian THROBBING WITH INTELLECT
(DIR) Post #1680157 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-03T13:47:09Z
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@lynnesbian looks like nobody is going to do their job today
(DIR) Post #1696708 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-04T01:34:44Z
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@shadow8t4 the hidden blessing of services going away
(DIR) Post #2068647 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-18T01:38:54Z
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@Gargron I’d be fascinated to see a post-mortem for the fix
(DIR) Post #2086133 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-18T21:40:24Z
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@lynnesbian no
(DIR) Post #2093770 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-19T02:40:04Z
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@lynnesbian <my friends in elementary school voice> have you tried not dying?
(DIR) Post #2136538 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-20T16:43:41Z
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@lynnesbian use Haiku on your desktop you coward
(DIR) Post #2136582 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
2018-12-20T16:45:37Z
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@lynnesbian this is the most appropriate response