Post 2093770 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
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 (DIR) Post #2086561 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T21:56:11Z
       
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       time to play more souper mario brosthers on the N.E.S. i always love to play this game . thirty years later and it's still fun to play *accidentally jumps into a hole* the NES has aged terribly and all of the games made for it are unplayable
       
 (DIR) Post #2086678 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T22:00:29Z
       
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       the segger jennersis. a clasic console. sonic the hedged hog has really held up over the years. i guess what they say about, "blast processing", was really true *runs into a spring and gets launched into spikes* you know what? the sega genesis never had a single good video game. not one. the whole thing sucked and i've always hated it
       
 (DIR) Post #2086703 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T22:01:38Z
       
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       ahh sonic the hedgehog 2. a classic video g*chemical plant zone* i despise the entire human race. i hate every single creature to have ever walked this godforsaken earth. crash this horrid planet into the sun and erase all life on it. we are irredeemable
       
 (DIR) Post #2086731 by flussence@nulled.red
       2018-12-18T22:02:34Z
       
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       @lynnesbian if I was playing sonic 2 I would simply skip the rising water tower
       
 (DIR) Post #2086738 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
       2018-12-18T22:02:53Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I was playing some classic sonic while HAMMERED on saturday and I just couldn't even beat act 1 of chemical plat zone hahaha
       
 (DIR) Post #2086779 by baturkey@flumph.masto.host
       2018-12-18T22:04:44Z
       
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       @lynnesbian The NES was my first console but I have 0 nostalgia for a rectangular controller that STABBED YOUR HAND
       
 (DIR) Post #2086809 by catgoat@meemu.org
       2018-12-18T22:05:42Z
       
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       @lynnesbian this is literally how my attempt at playing sonic 2 went 😔😞
       
 (DIR) Post #2086846 by amy@lamp.institute
       2018-12-18T22:06:43Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I could show you how to reach the hidden path that skips the water and brings you straight to the boss while giving you invincibility
       
 (DIR) Post #2086854 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T22:07:09Z
       
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       @amy :blobcatsurprised:
       
 (DIR) Post #2086938 by amy@lamp.institute
       2018-12-18T22:10:03Z
       
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       @lynnesbian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYF8nNusWOQ&t=2m1s
       
 (DIR) Post #2086990 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T22:11:26Z
       
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       @amy how was i supposed to find THAT ;-;
       
 (DIR) Post #2087105 by amy@lamp.institute
       2018-12-18T22:14:30Z
       
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       @lynnesbian there's one other way to skip the water but it involves a precise jump and it's a lot harder
       
 (DIR) Post #2087319 by Nine@computerfairi.es
       2018-12-18T22:22:02Z
       
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       @lynnesbian okay but you gotta admit it's got a pretty great track
       
 (DIR) Post #2087328 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T22:22:25Z
       
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       @Nine that's what hurts me so much, the music is great but the level is bad ;-;
       
 (DIR) Post #2087386 by Nine@computerfairi.es
       2018-12-18T22:24:17Z
       
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       @lynnesbian nah the level isn't that ba- *gets grabbed by a spider, tails won't rescue me because they're stuck behind a door, loses rings, Tails finally comes up and jumps at the spider killing it.*- it's not THAT ba- *runs headlong into the jumpy orbsnake things that just so happen to be RIGHT after you manage to bbuild up some speed* - okay it could do with some wo- *running full pelt, random luck means the floor flips around and dunks them into the poison water. for the 8th time* -ffffffffFF
       
 (DIR) Post #2087474 by Nine@computerfairi.es
       2018-12-18T22:27:59Z
       
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       @lynnesbian (tbh I hate Metropolis Zone a lot more for this. I love that zone's music too. But I love it less than I like CPZ's. BUT, it has the same sort of bs traps with the star bomb things and the robo scythe mantises JUST off screen that fire their scythes JUST before you can see them and are at full pelt AND it has the crabs with the boxing glove bullshits that do the same thing AND the awful high speed layout and sudden platforming bs AND it's THREE ACTS AAAAAAAA)
       
 (DIR) Post #2093471 by flussence@kawen.space
       2018-12-18T23:18:01.954401Z
       
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       @amy @lynnesbian here i played through that section really badly so you can see my amazing #RecoveryStratsoof2.webm
       
 (DIR) Post #2093474 by amy@lamp.institute
       2018-12-18T23:29:39Z
       
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       @flussence @lynnesbian looking at this reminds me of how much easier sonic is to control in mania than the classics. they let you adjust your direction after jumping from a spin, here you can only press jump and pray
       
 (DIR) Post #2093536 by picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de
       2018-12-19T02:27:34Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @amy I KNOW RIGHT
       
 (DIR) Post #2093770 by jasonscheirer@knzk.me
       2018-12-19T02:40:04Z
       
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       @lynnesbian <my friends in elementary school voice> have you tried not dying?