Posts by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
(DIR) Post #AauV7tk3Xt9W7mj3iK by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-18T23:50:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yep. It was either Music or Tenure.
(DIR) Post #AawQQ9y3qVR6Cq5Jjs by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-19T22:07:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🎶I have a limoIn which I get pissed. I bring The ClubSo I don’t get squished. 🎶https://youtu.be/T204WpZSbLw?si=ozc93OpcEPIdHwEG
(DIR) Post #Aayr5ERR6TLt4vzR8y by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-21T02:15:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am NOT a robot!And I have the CAPTCHAs to prove it.
(DIR) Post #Ab1RXeKeQCsa9QaO9I by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-22T08:13:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts That explains so much about “goo-goo g'joob” …
(DIR) Post #Ab4J3bF9zFCemYohJg by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-23T17:22:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts The best tasting crayon is the stuff at the grocery store marketed as “Cheese”.
(DIR) Post #Ab4nemBHHXoY2kdzCy by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-23T23:05:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts With respect to the last, I carry pretzel salt for not only slugs, but also for when Auntie Ann puts too few on. Also, check this out:https://youtu.be/i-9VnQQ46ZM?si=trDg1u6TKH--c_0f
(DIR) Post #Ab4nvHZmK6GG2yyUvQ by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-23T23:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts With respect to the last, I carry pretzel salt for not only slugs, but also for when Auntie Ann puts too few on. Also, check this out:Riders in the Sky - The Salting of the Slughttps://youtu.be/i-9VnQQ46ZM?si=trDg1u6TKH--c_0f
(DIR) Post #Ab50NnVwN29kexXjZg by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-24T01:28:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard about a group of Quality Inspectors who went to lunch at a Chinese restaurant. One guy couldn’t go so the rest promised to bring him a fortune cookie.One of them was wearing brand new pants, so they fished the fortune out with tweezers and replaced it with the “Inspected by No. 10” slip found in the new pants. True Story.
(DIR) Post #AbCxqcZtMgcoXd7i2y by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-27T21:37:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts [in thick accent] COME ON, Officer! I’m still lookin’ fer da frickin’ parkin’ meetah.
(DIR) Post #AbCy28UF4KLsgryHMu by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-10-27T21:39:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts [in thick accent] COME ON, Offisah! I’m still lookin’ fer da frickin’ parkin’ meetah.
(DIR) Post #AbNFuzpp0wN5nmlsKe by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-01T20:47:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts According to peer professional assassins,“Well, yah, he’s good. Even great. But at 3, he was only mediocre, and not yet strong enough to lift a Caracano M91/38.”
(DIR) Post #AbRhd2fNK436ihx3yK by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-04T00:16:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts The heart wants what the heart wants.
(DIR) Post #AbjpgoZ4hkCQpCRrsG by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-12T18:11:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Interesting. I heard that Pierre forgot the baguettes and leeks, so the starved to death on the trip over.
(DIR) Post #AblymG6V1vARaTfnpQ by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-13T19:02:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts During the last Iowa heatwave, a whole field of popcorn plants spontaneously popped. When it drifted 12” deep into the adjacent field, all the cows there froze to death in the blizzard.
(DIR) Post #AbsIRkGfOMRiWTHgdU by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-16T20:11:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yep. The search for D. B. Cooper finally kicks off in earnest at the end of the month.
(DIR) Post #Ac5zSWIXdeKeZOFwMS by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-23T10:44:47Z
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@zombywoof @dgar @stuartl @fcktheworld587 Higher voltage DROP (across the nail clippers) resulting in LESS voltage to the plug/cord/device.
(DIR) Post #AcBNwWvfE5LFu9CK12 by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-26T01:12:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Kinda … first you have ignore the voice coming out of the phone while saying “operator,” “Agent,” “HUMAN” (progressively louder). Then shout “I’m gonna kill someone,” and then leave the line open and walk away from the phone.
(DIR) Post #AceVdgQ52mHtec1mds by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-12-10T02:25:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts With one caveat: only if if is in spill-proof containers.
(DIR) Post #AdLxFjFhPa2GayGw5Y by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-12-31T01:27:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts If a vociferous Scarecrow is stuffed with dynamite, does that make it an explosive Strawman Argument?
(DIR) Post #AjwLQnwNGp0nZYyzKK by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2024-07-15T01:14:44Z
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@WaitnwallflowerSee. This is what happens when one doesn’t ever pay attention in class. Look at the McKinley assassination - it was a disillusioned supporter, too.#uspol