Post Ab1RXeKeQCsa9QaO9I by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
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 (DIR) Post #Ab0KuqcG1So84XyZFY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-21T19:24:46Z
       
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       I love walruses.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0LGhELbBnbKmD6bQ by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-10-21T19:28:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThis is nonsense: they’re aquatic so they don’t breathe.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0LbTEYphHE0QDSkq by writeblankspace@fosstodon.org
       2023-10-21T19:32:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mammal? Hmm, are there other animals that do this then?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0NaNOHGwihVBMooy by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T19:54:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's why they're so fat. Too many carbs.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0OsZzlFOyjlF8xX6 by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T20:09:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Koo-koo-kachoo
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0SFDXLDGaed9KvCa by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-10-21T20:46:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts as the climate crises grew, the time has come, the Walrus said, to breath in carbon things.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0TugIxG7lNgCwVu4 by dsmdexter@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T21:05:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My wife used to be fooled by these when I read them to her. Now she says "That's a Low Quality fact, isn't it". It's still fun. Thanks
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0XQZ4rxsJ8OVFVy4 by Okanogen@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T21:44:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThe only incorrect fact is "only mammal".
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0YDjw6NhxOGFb46q by nddev@c.im
       2023-10-21T21:53:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Yep.  That's why we usually write its name backwards.  Its real name is 'surlaw'.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab0b86e1L5Eioa9212 by boggysturge@mastodon.social
       2023-10-21T22:26:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it breaths through its tusks. Little known fact.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab1EImITEAoL6c90tM by PlasticFrog@mastodon.social
       2023-10-22T05:45:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that’s why it can grow those long “teeth.” It’s made of 100% pure carbon. So if we grow more of these bad boys, we can reverse climate change.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab1RXeKeQCsa9QaO9I by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-22T08:13:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That explains so much about “goo-goo g'joob” …
       
 (DIR) Post #Abq69TDSSoZAevNoDw by kerouac666@mstdn.social
       2023-11-15T18:44:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is why you can make out with a walrus until you die of old age
       
 (DIR) Post #Abq6FlgKinOXfPtNNQ by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-11-15T18:45:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts don't they also fart methane?
       
 (DIR) Post #Abq6g4RVajeFNkV4D2 by invispace@jorts.horse
       2023-11-15T18:50:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's how you get diabeetus.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbqAovlfc58EttPX4y by RupertBBare@mastodon.nz
       2023-11-15T19:36:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts a baby Walrus is called a smallrus