Posts by Holberg@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #AsxffXGBogoWeGjMCe by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-10T22:11:01Z
       
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       @stux Bingo!
       
 (DIR) Post #At1Oxzc4DcjFCv1DQu by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-12T17:22:43Z
       
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       @stux It’s ridiculous here, too, even where parking is generally designed for immense vehicles.This guy obviously carries that orange cone with him because that truck is way too long for any parking space anywhere.
       
 (DIR) Post #AtE7mVZeyRMFE1lF4q by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-18T20:35:14Z
       
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       I don’t think of myself as fanatically neat—though I did just wipe down a kitchen counter when I caught an oblique view of a water stain because just knowing it was there would annoy me haha. Anyway. How would you describe usual state of your domicile?
       
 (DIR) Post #AtSHIPSYrVtBKRAMpk by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-25T16:31:59Z
       
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       Every day gets so much worse I barely care about this trivial twit getting his comeuppance.
       
 (DIR) Post #Atq9IUtn1O4wZqfARs by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-05-07T04:49:10Z
       
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       Tom Lehrer making me smile, as he always makes me smile, because he's just about the only guy who sing such an obviously naughty song without ever saying a word you couldn't put on a PBS membership drive haha.'I Got It From Agnes' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6qFG0uop9k
       
 (DIR) Post #Atq9IVxN5YXPrFLXfc by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-05-07T04:54:38Z
       
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       Tom Lehrer's cleverest ditty, of course, was 'Wernher von Braun' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio
       
 (DIR) Post #Atq9IWsRfMBwiG37dA by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-05-07T04:56:15Z
       
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       Like Elon Musk, Wernher von Braun was a Nazi who wanted to go to Mars.
       
 (DIR) Post #AuoApWxUkJ1wh8xD6G by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-06-05T00:06:59Z
       
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       Tripping me out. A 1993 episode of SHERLOCK HOLMES with an actor who is obviously extremely elderly. Turns out Gwen Ffrangcon-Davies was ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD when this was shot and died only two months later, just after turning 101. The story it's based on was first published in 1904, inspired by events in 1899, and she would have certainly remembered living in both years. Craziness!Oh, and Ffrangcon-Davies was also a lesbian. Happy Pride!
       
 (DIR) Post #AuoApfUl0WOHAcZt3Y by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-06-05T03:33:24Z
       
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       Taking for granted, of course, that it's known Jeremy Brett was bisexual. Didn't mean to leave him out of a Double Pride moment.
       
 (DIR) Post #Axb3zaFGHZmzLV0Njk by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-08-26T20:50:25Z
       
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       I’m frankly amazed there are still any hospitals to bomb or journalists to murder in Gaza.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyKDZL2e4ShKYCHITw by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-09-17T21:54:11Z
       
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       One summer around 1978 I got chicken pox. All I wanted was that pink calamine lotion for the itching. But my mother—then at the height of her health food fanaticism—consulted our nutritionist in Malibu, who advised her to smear crushed organic strawberries all over my body. Which, of course, did nothing except make me itchy AND sticky in the middle of a heatwave.This is how long I’ve known the people now controlling public health in America are fucking morons.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFvfegIF8B2bczM7U by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-04T15:19:40Z
       
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       I see we awoke to yet more winning.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFvfnVzOoHa0HEkoC by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-04T15:25:43Z
       
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       It’s only been two months. And we no longer have a stable, functional government; stable, functional international relations; or a stable, functional economy.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFvfvaXNmfr2hQV0a by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-04-04T15:46:50Z
       
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       The most terrifying thing—terrifying me since 2016—is how evangelicals decided Trump was chosen by God. Which wrapped him in their faith system. Which meant they’d never question what he does—only defend it, no matter how inconsistent or lunatic it is. The same way they position all God’s Genesis mindfuckery as good.So, people who were voting for cheaper groceries are now saying widespread financial hardship—INFLICTED ON THEM BY NO ONE BUT THEIR OWN GUY—is just something that has to be done.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzcKbpsfWvHxe1KDjs by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-10-27T00:10:48Z
       
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       @stux Zing!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzcLrOLdlPICqBrFPk by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-10-27T00:24:50Z
       
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       @stux @alex02 It’s brilliant!
       
 (DIR) Post #B0ur8z0LRSrHQpAknA by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-12-04T20:26:57Z
       
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       Evading the casino driveway nazis by cutting through a grove where they can’t see me. I’m basically Bond, James Bond. Where’s my martini?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0ur97XbhgDbuInQkS by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2025-12-04T20:30:36Z
       
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       This AWS convention can’t end soon enough. And not just because I hate Bezos. Today should be the end of all this fascist shuttle nonsense?  I thought restaurant buyouts where I want to drink were the worst. But this has raised my blood pressure even more haha.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1v0K9za8wNmYDUTIG by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2026-01-03T20:07:12Z
       
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       @stux I keep a bottle of chilled Moët ready so I can immediately toast whatever health problem takes Trump. I don’t feel bad about this though haha.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ITgRzNxMZN65m2m8 by Holberg@mstdn.social
       2026-01-14T01:52:40Z
       
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       It continues to be my fondest hope that all the grace and mercy evangelicals have for others will be visited upon them tenfold.