Post B5rhPFAnDPigUdBLv6 by SecondUniverse@autistics.life
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 (DIR) Post #B5rcwBg2jbqlR5gkj2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-05-01T20:29:29Z
       
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       Ants are the best wasps.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rd1garDRJmlksvU8 by jf_718@mas.to
       2026-05-01T20:30:24Z
       
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       @futurebird But wasps are the prettiest ants.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rdK07jLF0iYNzhnk by michaelgemar@cosocial.ca
       2026-05-01T20:33:46Z
       
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       @futurebird Yep, because the wasps that fly are mostly assholes.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rdZ3ZIogRDa54OoK by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-05-01T20:36:31Z
       
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       @michaelgemar Some of them are very sweet, but no one remember when wasps are polite. "Karens of the Hymenoptera"
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rdxlEi70FnxrDaPQ by michaelgemar@cosocial.ca
       2026-05-01T20:40:57Z
       
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       @futurebird “Pardon me, Mr. Caterpillar, I’m just trying to find a good home for my babies, so I will just politely paralyze you and lay my eggs in your body so my children can eat you alive…”
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rhPFAnDPigUdBLv6 by SecondUniverse@autistics.life
       2026-05-01T21:04:18Z
       
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       @michaelgemar @futurebird to be fair, that's what the caterpillar does to itself in the cocoon.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rhPGV2HdVSbhf26y by michaelgemar@cosocial.ca
       2026-05-01T21:12:49Z
       
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       @SecondUniverse @futurebird Wait a minute…are YOU a wasp?!
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rhPHTeeFzndi1Rb6 by SecondUniverse@autistics.life
       2026-05-01T21:16:37Z
       
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       @michaelgemar @futurebird I tell the caterpillars I am a nursefly, and I am giving them their tetanus shots. I'm sticking to that story.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rhPIONFNMkTcYk0O by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-05-01T21:19:29Z
       
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       @SecondUniverse @michaelgemar I don't have a lot of sympathy for ant-vaxers and people who fear the jab... but if they are caterpillars...? You know what. I get it. I wouldn't trust any kind of shot ever either.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5rimOJ9WC61RGh4MK by michaelgemar@cosocial.ca
       2026-05-01T21:34:54Z
       
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       @futurebird @SecondUniverse Wasps are the xenomorphs of the insect world.