Post B2i1qfPCcfXa39zGb2 by flaki@flaki.social
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 (DIR) Post #B2i1pL2gqYoGbap87c by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-27T10:24:13Z
       
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       Not pictured: Mila the Ridgeback misjudging a turn and crashing into the back of my knees at 100 dogometers an hour #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B2i1qfPCcfXa39zGb2 by flaki@flaki.social
       2026-01-27T10:26:38Z
       
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       @0xabad1dea call me a conspiracy theorist but I honestly think they do this on purpose. I'm like 90% sure they figure that "hooman is soft, not gonna hurt" and they use us for practical gravity assist reasons.