Post B2eofQVbmo3BmjPhnk by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
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 (DIR) Post #B2eWShNRxb2TA6NXmq by Pi_rat@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:07:38.168651Z
       
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       Can I have a cat that does not poop, does not puke, is not an asshole
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eWSiJaTRXk4PZyPA by sunbeam_rider@shitposter.world
       2026-01-25T15:40:14.991324Z
       
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       @Pi_rat one of my cats farts even
       
 (DIR) Post #B2enU218PA8ygcA7bU by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:08:01.198720Z
       
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       @Pi_rat get a dog.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eoK5oJXxuTVczSmO by Pi_rat@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:18:42.089780Z
       
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       @MK2boogaloo I'm just wishing, just want pet animals without taking care of them :(
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eoRtxxT5Cz5hE00W by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:18:31.680525Z
       
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       @Pi_rat in that case get a wife.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eofQVbmo3BmjPhnk by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:21:37.706476Z
       
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       @Pi_rat @MK2boogaloo If you have a garden, you can train the cat to poop in the soil and bury it.Cat will at least sometimes puke - but ideally it would be outside under some bushes.All cats are assholes.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2epGlR2wevxOy5Faq by Pi_rat@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:28:30.116235Z
       
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       @MK2boogaloo Where do they sell those?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2epak6favpJ4Z4yLg by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
       2026-01-25T14:08:36.928771Z
       
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       @Pi_rat >does not poopWith some effort you can convince them to do it outside>does not pukeUsually a matter of food portions>is not an assholeWhat colour dragon would you like?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2epat6e8O9gz68a3s by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:29:14.211164Z
       
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       @Pi_rat mental asylum is my first place to go to.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2epkeTxMRHWWahEtE by Pi_rat@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-25T14:35:28.247705Z
       
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       @Suiseiseki @MK2boogaloo >If you have a garden, you can train the cat to poop in the soil and bury it.I don't>Cat will at least sometimes puke - but ideally it would be outside under some bushes.Seeing how we don't have carpet it wont be as big of a problem, but as I said not getting any just wishing, there isn't even an cat cafe nearby@Zergling_man >What colour dragon would you like?I will dream my dreams