Post B2cTr8Yo8lPUvJBeyW by claudius@darmstadt.social
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 (DIR) Post #B2bhrAJaoycuZ71Bqq by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2026-01-24T10:32:19Z
       
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       World peace? Universal food, shelter, and healthcare? No, capitalism knows what it is you really need: Lego crocs.Because fuck you, that’s why.https://www.lego.com/en-us/aboutus/news/2026/january/the-lego-group-and-crocs-enter-multi-year-global-partnership?locale=en-us
       
 (DIR) Post #B2biF3a7VWpadF8nj6 by mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe
       2026-01-24T10:36:30Z
       
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       @aral I can already feel broken teeth from just looking at those
       
 (DIR) Post #B2buuXV0NXQYk5IN0a by AAMfP@fosstodon.org
       2026-01-24T12:58:24Z
       
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       @aral 🤮
       
 (DIR) Post #B2c3aaYeCCfu1aYoZk by mrfusion@twit.social
       2026-01-24T14:35:44Z
       
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       @aral Well stepping IN them is better then stepping ON them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cQWs8lBGAWLKeHxI by omarasaker@mastodon.social
       2026-01-24T18:52:43Z
       
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       @aral Hello, can you check me out via WhatsApp?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2cTr8Yo8lPUvJBeyW by claudius@darmstadt.social
       2026-01-24T19:29:59Z
       
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       @aral in capitalist society, LEGO steps on *you*.