Post B2cHxFbpeBZf4XkadU by sbourne@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #B2c1LOyolBoVreQrDs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-24T14:11:16Z
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Happy? #caturday from #picaTheCat
(DIR) Post #B2c1V9WN5fXWocmBNY by aadeacon@mastodon.social
2026-01-24T14:13:00Z
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@futurebird You are being judged and found wanting...
(DIR) Post #B2c2b0yVsSmC0BIYoy by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2026-01-24T14:25:16Z
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@futurebird Happy Caturday!
(DIR) Post #B2c4SPQXnNyp8nQxjk by funkula@goblin.camp
2026-01-24T14:46:06Z
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@futurebird that's a straight up :pouty:
(DIR) Post #B2c4VefNaoHHH0v9Ga by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-24T14:46:44Z
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@funkula That is her perfect natural little face. It's what she thinks of you, of me, of the whole world.
(DIR) Post #B2c6bIDIBXqjHZbDRQ by GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org
2026-01-24T15:10:07Z
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@futurebird 😍
(DIR) Post #B2c93UEdHZcyaEnWZk by AdamsBenjamin@mastodon.social
2026-01-24T15:37:37Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B2cBGe6A7bmQqaEq1Y by TheOtterDragon@eldritch.cafe
2026-01-24T16:02:24Z
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@futurebird Picaaaaa :blob_cat_aww:
(DIR) Post #B2cBL4qkbPquyQ8ugK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-24T16:03:16Z
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@TheOtterDragon She has heard your cries. She asks "what have you brought to please me? Or do you disturb me for no reason?"
(DIR) Post #B2cByJjnBSvsRObD7Y by TheOtterDragon@eldritch.cafe
2026-01-24T16:10:20Z
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@futurebird 😭Can you tell her that I'm sorry, I bring neither tuna nor scritches (for lack of hands here), nothing but my neverending worship of her perfection
(DIR) Post #B2cCGbflEzVjHHR0HA by oblomov@sociale.network
2026-01-24T16:13:31Z
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@futurebird «I want to speak with the manager about the weather conditions. Right now »
(DIR) Post #B2cCo8FP9IjXra5oKe by kimlockhartga@beige.party
2026-01-24T16:19:40Z
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@futurebird hello Pica! Should I address you as royalty? Was I supposed to wait for you to speak first? Regal cat protocol is always difficult to remember.
(DIR) Post #B2cD2yBIrC6IzHFWfQ by kimlockhartga@beige.party
2026-01-24T16:22:18Z
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@futurebird @TheOtterDragon Charley had Pica's energy.
(DIR) Post #B2cDAphOHK8Ozp0WnI by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-24T16:23:49Z
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@kimlockhartga @TheOtterDragonWhat a remarkable little gentleman.
(DIR) Post #B2cDTqvJwuooIRanh2 by TheOtterDragon@eldritch.cafe
2026-01-24T16:27:14Z
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@futurebird @kimlockhartga Very dignified.
(DIR) Post #B2cEgS8LWqKd8AG0bg by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
2026-01-24T16:40:43Z
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@futurebird Pica looks like I owe her money & it's due, NOW 😯
(DIR) Post #B2cHxFbpeBZf4XkadU by sbourne@mastodon.social
2026-01-24T17:17:21Z
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@futurebird Can't fool me. That's not a scowl, that's a fuzzy lovey face.
(DIR) Post #B2cIObyUbJQyFxOdQ8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-24T17:22:20Z
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@sbourne Please imagine you are sleeping, fitfully. There is a ... pressure on your chest. What is this ... great weight on your breast? Hazy and confused you part your sleepy eyes. And get the macro view of this face, filling your world. Everything is Pica. Looking into your eyes. Waiting. But for what? The warm weight on your chest shifts, a tiny paw touches your chin. "Wake up. Isn't it time you did something for me?"It is well past that time. And? You know it. This is how i LIVE.
(DIR) Post #B2cIcoPt8gEEtkywIS by sbourne@mastodon.social
2026-01-24T17:24:53Z
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@futurebird My childhood cat would do that, except the paw went over my nose and mouth so I couldn't breathe. Very effective! But giant purrs, so how could you get mad?
(DIR) Post #B2cLdcMTkDK5f8Sky0 by thaell@musicians.today
2026-01-24T17:58:36Z
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@futurebird I feel judged