Post B2U24Fu1nkmtTitsbA by kims@mas.to
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(DIR) Post #B2U0NKz4vufcpeEYqm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:22:44Z
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Well I found out why the nice whipcream maker I bought last year never worked right.Why do I have to always be such a square. :(
(DIR) Post #B2U1CBqwdscbHTg5Q0 by msbellows@c.im
2026-01-20T17:31:51Z
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@futurebird ?
(DIR) Post #B2U1KUiaNywI6gjBOC by dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T17:33:22Z
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@futurebirdIs this a sex thing? because you make it sound like a sex thing.
(DIR) Post #B2U1OUYuuKYumW6xkW by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:34:09Z
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@msbellows I was so excited that high quality whipcream makers were suddenly popular. I love making fresh whipped cream. But apparently it's a drug thing called "whippits"
(DIR) Post #B2U1PzxxdMr0T7XmCG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:34:25Z
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@dlakelan Close it's a drug thing called "whippits"
(DIR) Post #B2U1VD9q11H8pUaK3M by Moss@beige.party
2026-01-20T17:35:19Z
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@futurebird what, did it require you to do the Peewee Herman tequila dance to work properly?
(DIR) Post #B2U1ddmstGfjjkrsO0 by DamonWakes@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T17:36:46Z
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@futurebird @msbellows Is this the nitrous oxide equivalent of those "spice grinders" that are actually for weed? Like, the thing was never actually intended to whip cream?
(DIR) Post #B2U24Fu1nkmtTitsbA by kims@mas.to
2026-01-20T17:41:39Z
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@futurebird @msbellows My whipped cream maker (bought nearly 30 years ago) does the job for both purposesMaybe they've gotten worse or more uni-purpose
(DIR) Post #B2U267S2C9JvqUhA4O by dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T17:41:47Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B2U2AJrC0pvrToSvNg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:42:47Z
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@dlakelan Something like that I assume. I just wanted to make strawberry shortcake.
(DIR) Post #B2U2EjGTUNMpRHOTBo by Moss@beige.party
2026-01-20T17:42:52Z
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@futurebird Ah, I see about the whippits. I had a college roommate whose favorite way to get high “for free” was to go to a big grocery and abuse the cans of whipped cream right there in the aisle until security escorted him out.
(DIR) Post #B2U2EkHvgS7oc55960 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:43:31Z
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@Moss Sounds like the kind of "friend" parents have nightmares about.
(DIR) Post #B2U2koGERu0CCVZrSC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:49:21Z
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@catmisgivings @DamonWakes @msbellows "This cooking store is really colorful. But don't you have anything but spice grinders and whip-cream dispensers? These double boilers are awfully small? What's that about?"Us out shopping probably.
(DIR) Post #B2U2ld63RVAFriCxAe by Moss@beige.party
2026-01-20T17:49:32Z
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@futurebird he was! He’s here on fedi, and we’re both a bit wiser now.
(DIR) Post #B2U2nzBQIQD2wdqIoC by driusan@doomscroller.social
2026-01-20T17:48:16.273Z
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @msbellows@c.im I still don't understand why you can't use your drug tool thing for real whipped cream?
(DIR) Post #B2U2o0F0MafWE2Wg1w by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:49:55Z
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@driusan @msbellows It lets the gas out too fast and it's all bubbly and runny.
(DIR) Post #B2U2tVcB8yp0yezUzg by dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T17:50:38Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B2U34emLPeX8aI3sH2 by llewelly@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:52:56Z
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@futurebird it's ok, I don't get the joke either.
(DIR) Post #B2U3TsoCO3JnKwxRIm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-20T17:57:31Z
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@driusan @msbellows I mean I was dimly aware of the "whippits" thing but I really thought I was getting a "professional chef style" dispenser. It looks very professional, very sturdy and well crafted. But... that's not what it was about at all.
(DIR) Post #B2U3tTYSu0hUXinmbo by msbellows@c.im
2026-01-20T18:02:07Z
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@futurebird @driusan Maybe search Amazon for reviews that actually discuss how well different ones actually whip cream (then purchase elsewhere, of course). (Or just whip the dang stuff yourself; it's not that hard!)
(DIR) Post #B2U4A4hwXKhCP69Nk8 by CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop
2026-01-20T18:05:07Z
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@futurebird @driusan @msbellows I use the iSi one everyone has. I like it
(DIR) Post #B2U6SYYUVE8w5xfZTc by johnefrancis@cosocial.ca
2026-01-20T18:30:52Z
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@futurebird I guess you could throw out the device and hire a nitrous oxide abuser to whip the cream manually in exchange for the canister?
(DIR) Post #B2UBsA6yVRslaGpPSi by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T19:31:29Z
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@futurebird @catmisgivings @DamonWakes @msbellows that's a surprisingly high precision and low maximum weight for a kitchen scale...