Post B1gGZBCEdINmWaC4My by aSweetGentleman@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #B1fpjYjXHP49enUjey by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-27T12:27:55Z
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Me: "Don't jump puppy. STAY."Puppy: "STAY?!? Oh gosh. Sound Serious. I hope I'm doing whatever it is right! I really hope I'm doing it right!" *puppy sits still, vibrating with intensity*Me: "Good puppy. Good STAY."Puppy: "Good? Me? I'M A GOOD PUPPY! I did it! I did it!" *jumping with joy*Me: "STAY."Puppy: "Uh oh. Oh no I'm doing it wrong. What is it??? This is so hard."*flops on the ground*Me: "Stay..."*puppy stays... mostly*......Me: "Good-"Puppy: *jumping for joy* "I DID IT!"
(DIR) Post #B1fqAGSRKvMCnKESvI by silvermoon82@wandering.shop
2025-12-27T12:32:43Z
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@futurebird Boomer is 3 now and still sometimes gets very excited and wiggly when praised for sitting/staying. Just happy to be recognised!
(DIR) Post #B1fqB5kyblUJtaIUOe by jerzone@techhub.social
2025-12-27T12:32:51Z
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@futurebird [jettisons bladder contents]
(DIR) Post #B1g91hAIZH329INGMa by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-27T16:04:03Z
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@futurebird I request Pica's opinion on this toot.*uncensored* please.
(DIR) Post #B1gGZBCEdINmWaC4My by aSweetGentleman@mstdn.social
2025-12-27T17:28:32Z
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@futurebird That's why I don't have a dog. I'm incapable of any form of authority with them.At the 1st wag of the tail I'd be nothing more than a hopeless puddle of love.
(DIR) Post #B1gIaQXfGOLqJewKK8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-27T17:51:10Z
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@Gobabu There is no way I'm telling her she had to be home alone and have a cat sitter for two days while I paid attention to "some horrible 'dog'"
(DIR) Post #B1gXWRDEKMo0Y7wBtY by grumpydad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-27T20:38:32Z
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@futurebird Now try it with a border collie