Post B1ZflCUInL9Kkhkmwq by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #B1ZflCUInL9Kkhkmwq by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:07:58.240594Z
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spending my Christmas Eve standing guard in front of my 7-ft tall wife's bedroom door in full tactical gear, ar-15, and night vision goggles to prevent myself from getting cucked by the santa’s little helpers, utterly oblivious to the stream of elves climbing in thru the window to f*ck her