Posts by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #B3nWzuYRmbTfoIVwtU by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-03-01T01:19:55.741319Z
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new to this platform. seems cool, and have met some nice people.how come everytime i upload an image it gets watermarked "MattysWorld”
(DIR) Post #B40yDknC6ALbPAiTFA by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-03-07T12:56:12.661860Z
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oh you think the internet is your ally. but you merely adopted the net. i was born in it, molded by it. i didn't touch grass until i was already a man.
(DIR) Post #B40yJGPbxsh4v4JSy0 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-03-07T12:57:13.408957Z
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please clap (my cheeksville)
(DIR) Post #B4Uy7BOTiA1OLNxmeO by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-03-22T00:16:19.153396Z
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“f*ck, your so wet” i say as i hydroplane into a tree
(DIR) Post #B4UyBiOAyhkFpoz0gy by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-03-22T00:17:12.374999Z
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shut up 2, a 10 is poasting
(DIR) Post #B4vx47boTOaP3B5xJI by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-04T00:41:50.261097Z
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Every day we stray further and further from God.
(DIR) Post #B4wrVYAJRKOWfJt5Em by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-04T11:14:16.019836Z
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Squad leader: “but how do we keep all the teases out?”Space General: “we 👏 don’t 👏 let 👏 them 👏 in.”
(DIR) Post #B5Qez5K5lkUNEq0pvc by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-18T20:15:14.725021Z
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tearfully waving out the train window as my 7-ft tall wife runs alongside*45 minutes later*she’s still keeping pace. everyone on the train is screaming. i’m begging her to stop but she can’t hear me. police helicopters circle overhead
(DIR) Post #B5V4mke0CZ9L4Mwcq0 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-20T23:23:13.587635Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
My queen.
(DIR) Post #B5V4zsROWcjH0zJ3CK by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-20T23:25:36.291504Z
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if anyone ever returns to gab and asks "where's Tex, is he still around" please tell them i was cancelled for posting that raisins are nature's candy, got utterly chased off the website, and subsequently arrested for January 6 rioting.
(DIR) Post #B5X8NKxvKFSQK0JsFU by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-21T23:12:51.431734Z
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Also nature’s candy.
(DIR) Post #B5mKZ5bwLvO6zpo3A8 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T07:10:07.652395Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
dear arby’s AI. i’m gonna get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend hell no i’m not registered to vote. what should i order?
(DIR) Post #B5sGTEhqOFEabCHT3w by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-02T03:52:31.508999Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
My queen.
(DIR) Post #B5sGXWlFCk0TkluwIC by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-02T03:53:17.737883Z
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bender ai: “you ever try Reds?”
(DIR) Post #B60XPPwJw2FOlYUpYe by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-06T03:40:00.145986Z
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handling a 7-footer in a queen bed is difficult for some but it’s easy for me bc I don’t give a shit
(DIR) Post #B63KHwHl4gBiq1VVMO by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-07T11:57:07.291511Z
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we can bring it back. certainly some gab mad lad can be lured over here using his own tactics e.g. candy, magic shows, etc
(DIR) Post #B65gKOfj5j9ilSDOF6 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-08T15:13:27.845850Z
9 likes, 2 repeats
@jb got em like
(DIR) Post #B65gS5wCd2lCygameG by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-08T15:14:53.960898Z
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*GAB COMMUNITY NOTES*20 as in months. gab users are seeking 20 months, gerg.
(DIR) Post #B6CdUuMFCR9iAy8stM by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-11T23:44:44.419129Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
can’t wait to get my Trump-commemorated draft notice so i can serve honorably in operation epic unforced foreign policy blunder
(DIR) Post #B6TaM5cOI0L3EKViMq by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-05-20T03:59:39.357098Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
my queen.