Posts by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #B1ZfLpH7xexhWKUYWe by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:03:22.599158Z
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On top of your roof disguised as Santa Claus. i unload my shoulder-fired rocket launcher from my sleigh and discharge a heat seeking stinger missile down your shitty ass chimney
(DIR) Post #B1ZfQk88W9zn0ldBM8 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:04:16.495450Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Once again, my boomer white-bearded haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
(DIR) Post #B1ZffdIgC3rMAkf8Qy by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:06:57.933580Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
And what happened, then? Well, in gabville they say – that Tex’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and Tex found 10 tornados, plus two!”
(DIR) Post #B1ZflCUInL9Kkhkmwq by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:07:58.240594Z
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spending my Christmas Eve standing guard in front of my 7-ft tall wife's bedroom door in full tactical gear, ar-15, and night vision goggles to prevent myself from getting cucked by the santa’s little helpers, utterly oblivious to the stream of elves climbing in thru the window to f*ck her
(DIR) Post #B1ZfnzCucz26QrwqMS by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:08:28.961781Z
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Every year thousands of Santas crawl out of their hive, depositing presents in exchange for sugar which they bring back to their queen.
(DIR) Post #B1Zg0Y4gokK82x5mCG by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:10:44.512982Z
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(DIR) Post #B1Zg26I95K82SU7sUy by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:11:01.961450Z
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whats the crunchiest christmas song?i like silver bells, that shit goes hard
(DIR) Post #B1ZgD4rQkGOhCpreu8 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:13:00.958948Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
quick. white Christmas at the tex compound before Beefis returns with his Hoover-grade nasal passages
(DIR) Post #B1ZgL6X6Pc2Wi0BSMK by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:14:27.453717Z
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Bells on Christmas Day bops. That song slaps. It clanks and jerks. It knocks when you get above 2000 rpm. That song is throwing up codes. It can’t pass CA state emissions
(DIR) Post #B1ZgQ407Fmf6It7Shk by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:15:21.919172Z
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I think people can have a little Christmas, as a treat
(DIR) Post #B1ZgZS8ksDO1mDdZyK by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:17:00.485356Z
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those two-bit wannabes ripped us off
(DIR) Post #B1Zghcz2RTrfitzTiS by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:18:32.326403Z
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a real man’s vehicle of peace
(DIR) Post #B1Zh0wVi48EdmrTyKG by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:22:01.702941Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
organ donor voice: 🎶last Christmas I gave you my heart🎶
(DIR) Post #B1Zh9JiPfrmG4YPwgK by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-24T13:23:32.607954Z
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TexStreetBets: I’m bullish on the seasonal boost last-minute christmas stocking stuffer sales will give the gas station dick pill market
(DIR) Post #B1axCCGHdVYwFTcCIq by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-25T03:58:03.326349Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
Charlie Brown was pilloried by his community for picking out a shitty tree, and deservedly so. There were so many cool trees in that lot. We all saw them! CB fucked up, big time
(DIR) Post #B1gSZeWMnrASvJbORk by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-27T19:43:10.698120Z
22 likes, 11 repeats
i have grieved discontinued Taco Bell menu items harder than erika kirk has grieved her dead husband
(DIR) Post #B1xpn2Lp7GKREDLAe0 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-05T04:53:23.776472Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
“OK, WHO DID THIS 🤣🤣🤣” quote-posted the alt account of the man who did this
(DIR) Post #B291lvA8N7bJsxyy36 by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-10T14:29:30.428669Z
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those who have never tried simply can’t understand all that is possible.
(DIR) Post #B291nejyOoqXX6ZbGa by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-10T14:29:49.745069Z
9 likes, 1 repeats
yea i'm on DRUGS:D drugsR the rest of these also stand for drugsUGS
(DIR) Post #B2k4s06Fr5T4hVN7ZI by BuddyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-28T11:28:27.676539Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
hollywood could never make a george floyd biopic these days. a counterfeit $20 would seem too quaint