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(DIR) Post #B13f3w6PM3DpxITV5s by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:29:20Z
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Parents: I don't know about moving to NYC. Out here in the country we have a lot of freedom. We can burn the trash if we want. Me: ...Me: You have to burn the trash because there is no garbage pick up, Mom. I put my trash in a little chute in the wall*. (*But you have to take the bottles down. And the compost... but I don't do that since I'm hoarding all the dirt for the roof garden I WANT BIOMASS...)
(DIR) Post #B13f8u76B0mbEdAOvo by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:30:13Z
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I thought about stealing the compost from the trash room but realized one could get arrested for that. And being arrested would be bad, but how would I ever live that down if it happened?"Freedom"Anyways.
(DIR) Post #B13fGCVsALAcKMEZIe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:31:32Z
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Hope mom brings a sack of country soil for me for Christmas.
(DIR) Post #B13fRwm0VmdozDNjWK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:33:39Z
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"Compost Thief Mugshot"Yeah... let's not do that.
(DIR) Post #B13fYQWIpKwMyv7rqy by GeePawHill@mastodon.social
2025-12-09T02:34:48Z
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@futurebird Yeah. And if you're found gullty, lemme tell you, there's nothing they hate more in prison than a "Dirt Eyes".
(DIR) Post #B13fn77JFXFT9DRGsK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:37:24Z
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@josh0 He is an innovator in trash in so many ways that man.
(DIR) Post #B13g43Ty13GQnY7By4 by DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange
2025-12-09T02:40:31Z
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@futurebird I get "free" fertilizer by the sackful from my family in the country with horses. Just gotta transport it yourself (with the windows down is advisable).
(DIR) Post #B13gbluppob6A6lA0m by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:46:39Z
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@DaveMWilburn Yeah... I've been on one of THOSE rides. Robbing the compost isn't sounding so bad now.
(DIR) Post #B13h0gMXcOB4B9b5Ye by DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange
2025-12-09T02:51:08Z
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@futurebird the other fun bit is having to constantly weed it because horses aren't true ruminants, so some of the seeds still make their way through. Of course, that could also happen to inadequately fermented compost, too.
(DIR) Post #B13hLia6Z1qD8pyKjw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T02:54:57Z
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@DaveMWilburn High quality soil. The "good dirt" is a rare thing, takes work to keep alive and can't be bought in stores. I'd seriously consider grabbing the largest potted plant on the roof if there was a fire. (Provided my husband had the cat and the ants. )
(DIR) Post #B13hZ1nQR1hGV3Y7Xc by jgamble@fosstodon.org
2025-12-09T02:57:19Z
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@futurebird "We were only able to get partial images on three of our cameras.""Here is a composite compost thief picture."
(DIR) Post #B13hg8LgTGXaqixh1k by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-12-09T02:58:34Z
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@futurebird Starbucks used to give used coffee grounds to any who asked. Not sure if they still do.
(DIR) Post #B13hq1FViopvj5mv0i by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T03:00:25Z
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@dragonfrog The Community Garden Mob-- Group has all the coffee shops on a lock. And they will make things very inconvenient for you if you get in their way.
(DIR) Post #B13iXOYGxWbKRyFN56 by gbargoud@masto.nyc
2025-12-09T03:08:14Z
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@futurebird Remember to bring a bag to mulchfest for some biomasshttps://www.nycgovparks.org/highlights/festivals/mulchfest
(DIR) Post #B13ji6408cxgFWkqlU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T03:21:23Z
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@Toni2167 @jiub Ours would be locked if the compactor wasn't down there. Don't they have to have locks on them now?
(DIR) Post #B13jj2rHXYqObAG1dA by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-12-09T03:21:30Z
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@futurebird arrested for taking compost?
(DIR) Post #B13jldFxBVeG411zIe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-09T03:22:02Z
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@burnitdown Once garbage is in a city container it belongs to the city.
(DIR) Post #B13mg3XmpoRFibPB6O by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-12-09T03:54:35Z
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@futurebird uh oh, don't want to get on the wrong side of the Schrebergarten mafia.
(DIR) Post #B13pYOOthqChwxHhqK by amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu
2025-12-09T04:26:50Z
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@futurebird do you have composting worms?