Post B0n99OF9qecZcRlWLo by jonny@neuromatch.social
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(DIR) Post #B0n3ceHYhEAC2FSNqy by jonny@social.coop
2025-12-01T01:52:23Z
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#rootpost for #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3cfcrhUniCcQuhc by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T01:53:11Z
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"The asphyx" or "why is it called that" (1972)#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3ch2mQd7mbHZ7jc by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:13:17Z
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tuning in a bit late and i come to find that you jokers have voted for another movie where i have to listen to people in victorian english clothes have victorian english accents #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3ci12oZKXcBlFfU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:14:20Z
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@jonny don't blame me I wanted the puppets
(DIR) Post #B0n3mIn7SCjKHIp24O by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:14:43Z
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is the asphyx just british people drowning because they can't swim? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3mKEo4kTIlSmerg by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:15:25Z
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ok maybe there was some establishing information in the first 10 minutes but i'm tuning in and that guy was just murdered by hitting a tree branch at like 1 mph #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3mLEqM65xrroCYq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:16:08Z
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@jonny uh pretty much all we know is that they take pictures of people dying and so far as we know these deaths are not uh caused by the death photographer people#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n4RjWcxizd45rdWy by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:20:04Z
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damn bro you got all that from a smudge #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n4RkmGJ55qwsBdXU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:21:19Z
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so they are just going to go with "dying by lightly bonking a tree is a completely normal way to die, the asphyx didn't kill him, but just sensed that he was about to die because anyone would have died of a bonk like that" #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n4Rm1Bh4cunSB4RU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:23:12Z
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i'm down to photograph the spirit of pure torment as it sucks the life out of my son to get off and reach a new spirit plane, but now you're making it all political #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99H5KSnbFPw74Yi by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:26:51Z
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ok that's it, the guy who is filming a bunch of deaths and when you ask him why he just trails off and says its for his own private purposes is not invited to the public executions anymore. he isn't enjoying it for the right reasons. #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99I9cUKcsjX80sy by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:29:45Z
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is this movie going to go in a ghostbusters direction!?!?!? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99J2ZC2ZvTwptWy by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:32:37Z
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the asphyx is a groovy godzilla dancing gif!??!?! #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Jab9VnhBUl4Zk by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:34:43Z
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usually no consequences for imprisoning the spirit of death #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99KBSwRI71q0W2a by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:36:39Z
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bro what does it take to get banned from places in victorian england this guy should not just be able to walk into the shelter and kidnap a guy #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99L2dkjpFgksyvI by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:42:46Z
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@ryan we're gonna need a vaporwave mix of this asphyx dance #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99LvaSRmIRAarZI by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:46:22Z
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this should have been like 300 years earlier and been a prequel to dracula #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99MirVFC2tzeDNA by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:48:04Z
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so asphyxes don't necessarily need a special light or prison or anything, normal doors are fine #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99NXYSlk7RDMhO4 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:48:29Z
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or, i guess, asphyxes can open doorknobs so you have to have a combination lock on the door because they can't pick locks #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99OF9qecZcRlWLo by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:50:00Z
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you die when the asphyx... leaves... but as long as you keep it trapped in one place... you don't die. i would be more concerned with following an asphyx and seeing where it goes, since it seems to just walk around #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99P2ms8Ju6Mz9hw by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:54:55Z
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move the god damn box closer the asphyx always shows up sorta to the side of you, you could just spawn it directly in the box #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Q0LIhxV54qiXI by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:01:14Z
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giles flipped to team immortality for basically no reason and the movie is way worse for it #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99QtzxmThrgtAHo by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:02:59Z
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5 seconds of giles POV and then they got bored of that technique #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99RoiYtqehbQSh6 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:03:53Z
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WHY is his ass a DRACULA now??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99SpSnc2TqCmZUm by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:06:43Z
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try being immortal for like one day to see if there are side effects before forcing your daughter to do it #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Te9l8aYNQV3Vg by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:10:15Z
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what? how is a guillotine.. what??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Ub0ELezJw23EW by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:11:30Z
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test it on giles first???? or don't change up the method to use a guillotine at the last second??? what the hell is going on with the music? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99VNDL6DzjSaYNc by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:12:26Z
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what in the wallace and gromit #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99WHvwDawZN7qmu by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:15:30Z
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they had no idea that being decapitated and immortal wouldn't have worked out, it could have just been fine, just stitch it back on #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99X0FHT2YmnrErA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:16:06Z
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@jonny for scientists these guys are not really very into experimentation#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA269mnNn7S3L7uC by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:23:37Z
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so alright its poetic justice or whatever until the closing credits have a "oh we can just break through doors" montage #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA27mSl4K6UIRWpU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:25:25Z
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what was in the envelope??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA28anjuab0PzjI8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:26:10Z
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@jonny supposedly the combo for the door but we know better I think#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0o1zRfTkw84p6LcfY by kcarr2015@mstdn.social
2025-12-01T13:30:49Z
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@ricci @jonny Surprised the movie didn't have Hugo discover that Giles had screwed him by not giving him the combination. Interesting choice.#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx