Posts by jonny@neuromatch.social
(DIR) Post #B0n99NXYSlk7RDMhO4 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:48:29Z
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or, i guess, asphyxes can open doorknobs so you have to have a combination lock on the door because they can't pick locks #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99OF9qecZcRlWLo by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:50:00Z
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you die when the asphyx... leaves... but as long as you keep it trapped in one place... you don't die. i would be more concerned with following an asphyx and seeing where it goes, since it seems to just walk around #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99P2ms8Ju6Mz9hw by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T02:54:55Z
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move the god damn box closer the asphyx always shows up sorta to the side of you, you could just spawn it directly in the box #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Q0LIhxV54qiXI by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:01:14Z
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giles flipped to team immortality for basically no reason and the movie is way worse for it #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99QtzxmThrgtAHo by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:02:59Z
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5 seconds of giles POV and then they got bored of that technique #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99RoiYtqehbQSh6 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:03:53Z
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WHY is his ass a DRACULA now??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99SpSnc2TqCmZUm by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:06:43Z
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try being immortal for like one day to see if there are side effects before forcing your daughter to do it #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Te9l8aYNQV3Vg by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:10:15Z
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what? how is a guillotine.. what??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99Ub0ELezJw23EW by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:11:30Z
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test it on giles first???? or don't change up the method to use a guillotine at the last second??? what the hell is going on with the music? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99VNDL6DzjSaYNc by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:12:26Z
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what in the wallace and gromit #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n99WHvwDawZN7qmu by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:15:30Z
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they had no idea that being decapitated and immortal wouldn't have worked out, it could have just been fine, just stitch it back on #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA269mnNn7S3L7uC by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:23:37Z
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so alright its poetic justice or whatever until the closing credits have a "oh we can just break through doors" montage #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA27mSl4K6UIRWpU by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-01T03:25:25Z
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what was in the envelope??? #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0yGSUaRKD17DEKp5U by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-06T09:37:11Z
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the kinds of ppl i see sticking around on the fedi persistently are those that are very particular about their identity, or the company they keep, or the kinds of things they are exposed to, or the kinds of things they contribute to. that seems like pretty good company to me.
(DIR) Post #B18wx4D5a7ku2VH1ii by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-11T08:23:16Z
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laughably wronghttps://resonantcomputing.org/
(DIR) Post #B18wx5Y2bi6qBm5H16 by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-11T08:24:52Z
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things that are true: corporate tech mines us for attention and holds us captive by our most intimate needs for profitthings that are hilariously false: corporate tech will allow us to build a utopia of personalized, high quality technology that lets us escape... corporate tech.
(DIR) Post #B18wxBQojTtcR6kaae by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-11T08:30:57Z
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I'm biased but i did it better. https://jon-e.net/surveillance-graphs/#vulgar-linked-datarather than getting lost in the pure libertarian fantasy of everyone rediscovering and statistically summoning their own personalized hammer, we need to go precisely the opposite direction towards technologies that resist the drive to scale and centralization by making it possible to share resources and care for each other at all scales, from the person to the affinity group on up.
(DIR) Post #B1h0oVRCFoYBXMRDuK by jonny@neuromatch.social
2025-12-27T19:45:14Z
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My cat has 100% subject mastery of the word "no" but seemingly does not know the word "yes." This is the knowledge asymmetry of someone who has never sought permission to do something in their entire life.
(DIR) Post #B1tahXGD0ULlPTnExM by jonny@neuromatch.social
2026-01-03T00:13:32Z
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RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115315321873043743I have a free afternoon and want to practice making a simple game that I can actually finish, so I was gonna work on horse drink simulator 3000, where you lead a horse to water and perform various minigames to try and make it drink but of course you can't. What are some classic horse drink moments for the interstitial dialogue trees - the original example was about grindset vibe coders worrying about someone stealing their app, but also I'm thinking trickle down economics, blaming shadowy ~powers~ instead of visible billionaires for social problems, etc. What horse drink compatible scenarios have you led someone to water but been unable to make someone drink?
(DIR) Post #B1yGecVc0h0bWg87oe by jonny@neuromatch.social
2026-01-05T08:35:28Z
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RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/115832534415373032keeping up to date with "AI" skills is extremely easy actually, the most sophisticated setup i've seen is just a bunch of markdown files begging the necrotic grooves left in the statistical skin of language to pretend like they are different character archetypes wrapped by a (n assemblage of) IDE and CLI tools. the "skill issue" FOMO trap is just a trap and the question was never "whether they work or not" but rather "how they reconfigure the dynamics of informational power by dramatically consolidating it in the owners of informational capital."