Post B0eBuBTLbFpJ6eCi6y by bkahn@beige.party
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 (DIR) Post #B0Y1ufSmdnelXXtXZA by stevelieber@mastodon.social
       2025-11-23T19:11:59Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #B0eBuBTLbFpJ6eCi6y by bkahn@beige.party
       2025-11-23T21:12:13Z
       
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       @stevelieber How long before this: I went to a restaurant and the food was truly horrible. So I complained to the chef and he said, "Talk to the owner." So I complained to the owner and he said, "30% of the food prep is done by an LLM cook. It saves us a fortune! And it washes the dishes, too! Would you like to see it in action?" I said yes, and the cookbot was frying eggs in soapy water. No wonder the food tasted like shit. I wanted to tell the owner that I'd never come back but he'd already been replaced by an LLM owner-bot. So I walked out but on the way I noticed that all the diners were bots, too. Probably they're designed to eat soapy food so problem solved. It's a closed ecosystem and humans are not needed.