Post B0aZXuWpXKdgS7uCm0 by HG@beige.party
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 (DIR) Post #B0aZXtW5IcRrJWY5yK by HG@beige.party
       2025-11-24T23:51:03Z
       
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       Annual reminder that the best turkey is two chickens.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0aZXuWpXKdgS7uCm0 by HG@beige.party
       2025-11-24T23:57:35Z
       
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       Through aggressive artificial selection, we have transformed the chicken into a walking* smorgasbord that mocks creation itself. It practically splits itself into eight palatable pieces.  It's a machine that turns grain and suffering into meat. The turkey, by contrast, is a garbage bird whose shitty flesh should protect it from the scourge of human predation.*I'm told they are working on solving the "walking" problem.