Post B0YB0Gm8F4eWISgtWq by toychicken@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #B0NznjtVMB915uBHhA by ElleGray@mstdn.social
       2025-11-18T21:12:52Z
       
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       hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️
       
 (DIR) Post #B0Nznl0dDARIYIWURU by GaviaImmer@theblower.au
       2025-11-18T21:16:59Z
       
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       @ElleGray She owns a Christmas tree farm. He's the manager of a data centre project that will destroy her farm. Can they overcome their differences and find love in time for the holidays?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0NznrzTFsfcCj2A6a by ElleGray@mstdn.social
       2025-11-18T21:15:05Z
       
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       So the war on Christmas is really the techbros. Who knew
       
 (DIR) Post #B0QgR63viuYuCjbn0K by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
       2025-11-18T22:13:33Z
       
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       @ElleGray
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAsylomnpaQb4GHo by teamseaslug@hcommons.social
       2025-11-18T21:32:11Z
       
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       @ElleGray Imagine the villain who is destroying Christmas arguing that he has to destroy Christmas to stop the antichrist.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAtfXnknAX5ZqAuO by a@paperbay.org
       2025-11-18T21:15:13Z
       
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       @ElleGray Maybe another title could be ‘Two Ecological Disasters Colliding in Maryland’.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAuaIAlZXH5bxzxg by catsalad@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-18T22:08:42Z
       
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       @ElleGray The War on Christmas is now AI-powered. 🤖
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAuwXW3Csg5ZJYvo by GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
       2025-11-18T22:16:15Z
       
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       @ElleGray hallmark needs to get on this asap
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAvErJwJPyuCidIe by paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-18T22:42:26Z
       
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       @ElleGray xmas vs datacenters, beyond thunderdome. two enter, one leaves.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAvlFBX7WNLU88wK by Lazarou@mastodon.social
       2025-11-18T23:50:15Z
       
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       @ElleGray The owner of the Data Centre is visited by three Xmas ghosts ...all played by Danny Dyer.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAwhOPKzMRgstKMq by RobertoOtarola@mastodon.social
       2025-11-19T00:44:03Z
       
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       @ElleGray
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAxCU9jfNY7gor8C by Av8rdan@squawk.mytransponder.com
       2025-11-19T03:29:27Z
       
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       @ElleGray The female Christmas tree farm owner meets the hunky Electric company executive when she kicks him off her property. She initially hates him, but eventually sparks fly. They fall madly in love, and he goes against the company to kill the power line project, quits the job and moves in with her after they get married.Is that about right, Elle?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YAyqHFHBerpBYzAW by BillMcGuire@mastodon.social
       2025-11-19T06:50:48Z
       
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       @ElleGray bad news....here in College Station, TX home of Texas A&M U. the city council unanimously voted against a proposal for a Data Center to build behind Costco and facing a very rich neighborhood. Less than a week later, Bryan's city council (connected to the north of College Station) unanimously voted to approve a Data Center to go in on the west side of the Rellis Campus of Texas A&M. I was shocked. A few weeks ago the company declared Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. So, hahaha
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YB0Gm8F4eWISgtWq by toychicken@mastodon.social
       2025-11-19T08:39:20Z
       
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       @ElleGray wait, there's a twist..."Martha Black, owner of EarthTrash Tree corp visits her holdings in Maryland, but gets snowed in. Locked in her 30-bedroom cabin by herself, she begins a relationship with Iain, her phone's AI assistant. Then, catastrophe! The power goes out.Meanwhile, power company hunk Mike Cablearms is charged with getting her electricity back on. He trudges through the blizzards on foot to reconnect her. He finally digs his way to the front door. Martha takes one look..🧵
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YB0LbgHMGPHUq7Qu by toychicken@mastodon.social
       2025-11-19T08:46:27Z
       
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       @ElleGray ... And the power goes back on by itself! Iain spies Mike through the connected doorbell system and begins to systematically destroy his credit rating, create false flags for gun-running and more.Martha isn't remotely interested in Mike. She tells him to get off the property before she calls the police. Briefly incarcerated, now divorced and unemployed, Mike returns, burns down the data centre and dances in the ashes of Iain's backups. Years later, Martha dies alone, aged 67"
       
 (DIR) Post #B0YB1UfM5AODfS6YW8 by Breathe@mstdn.social
       2025-11-20T15:18:53Z
       
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       @ElleGray another Republican War on Christmas.