Post B0TFJAOFdORm1PzHe4 by superflippy@mastodon.xyz
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(DIR) Post #B0T3WY4rg5f1nkXBUO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-21T10:39:03Z
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The seventh graders were sneaking pringles in a study hall. They hid them under the table and kept going under there to much like little creatures. At last I ducked under at the moment one of them "dropped a pencil"I would like an award for keeping a straight face while telling them to stop. "I can't believe you are eating under the table. Like mice. Wholly unacceptable, Jane."Everyone is shocked an horrified. This is very dire. I was so close to cracking up.
(DIR) Post #B0T3d8QbRLTYHJqJ16 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-21T10:40:17Z
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Literally corners of the mouth trembling trying not to just start laughing. I wouldn't care about them eating if they didn't make so many crumbs and attract actual mice. Our janitors don't deserve these messes. Anyways.
(DIR) Post #B0T46lvzdT69CdeoU4 by hafensophie@norden.social
2025-11-21T10:45:36Z
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@futurebird ❤️
(DIR) Post #B0T4W9Vr6nQxZNXAGm by GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org
2025-11-21T10:50:12Z
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@futurebird "Kids, our school has not yet a sumo team, so there is no need to try to reach those volumes."
(DIR) Post #B0T4z2Yc32ouOZb9ii by juergen_hubert@mementomori.social
2025-11-21T10:55:22Z
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@futurebird When people say that the job of teaching is hard, they never talk about _this_.
(DIR) Post #B0TBRg67ENWCrRJ8xU by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-11-21T12:07:51Z
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@futurebird real mice are small enough to eat under the fridge or the stove. Eating under the table is for larger creatures, like rats.
(DIR) Post #B0TFJAOFdORm1PzHe4 by superflippy@mastodon.xyz
2025-11-21T12:51:03Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B0UKZ16sbE9CnnCQAS by Bodling@deacon.social
2025-11-22T01:24:43Z
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@futurebird Wouldn't some of the ants appreciate Pringles crumbs too?
(DIR) Post #B0ULYqAzLnw4qVbKE4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-22T01:35:55Z
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@Bodling I try to help the ants keep on the DL and crumbs in the middle of a room is not helping their case.