Post B0MTeGdfMpA63wFi08 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
 (DIR) More posts by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #B0MTeGdfMpA63wFi08 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2025-11-18T00:21:50Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Owl Shirt. The only reason that owls are nocturnal is because other animals can't stand owls constantly correcting their grammar. If they were awake during the day squirrels would be nonstop pelting them with acorns.https://collabs.shop/re7w8r
       
 (DIR) Post #B0MTeHVC9nyojxISR6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2025-11-18T01:02:19Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       If an owl ever fucking dared to correct my grammar I would say "Oh okay he's probably right, owls look very smart."
       
 (DIR) Post #B0MTeIITCbOZCmLoEy by fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online
       2025-11-18T01:44:31Z
       
       0 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts Not only is the owl definitely right and look (and are) very smart, we are vindictive bastards.🦉 💢
       
 (DIR) Post #B0MTzDqKxM8lTPAfb6 by oblomov@sociale.network
       2025-11-18T05:57:45Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts I don't know about smart, but they used to be a symbol of wisdom
       
 (DIR) Post #B0MTzEysj4ZN0CB0YS by m0xEE@nosh0b10.m0xee.net
       2025-11-18T06:31:58Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @oblomov@sociale.network @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialwisdomSmartassedness 😏