Post B0JAnOmHcdPCkkMk5Y by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #B0His8uf2jQ17dnYg4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-15T23:25:52Z
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The Bible says having 11 ants in charge is too many and 9 is not enough. We all know there are ten command Ants.
(DIR) Post #B0HizmzgQB4vSTnGJU by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-11-15T23:27:13Z
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@futurebird Really?REALLY?:ReimuFacePalm:
(DIR) Post #B0HjlgqUaERsI2KrKK by darth_hideout@mas.to
2025-11-15T23:35:53Z
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@futurebird 🥸Mnemonic for spelling, “lieutenant”Lie to U about the Ten Ants
(DIR) Post #B0HlH5uzVvxSyxyipc by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2025-11-15T23:52:41Z
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@futurebird read a Feghoot 50ish years ago that ended on a punchline with Reginald Feghoot (as a British army officer) saying something like "you have to ask the second left turn ant."
(DIR) Post #B0Hpp5OENuRL0R7R9k by alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com
2025-11-16T00:43:39Z
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@futurebird :oof:
(DIR) Post #B0HqfLAQyAYSztaATY by cbielstein@techhub.social
2025-11-16T00:53:07Z
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@futurebird Don't listen to the haters. This is art.
(DIR) Post #B0HrRcLaOkrcBCoptI by mhoemmen@c.im
2025-11-16T01:01:52Z
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@futurebird @hpcgal this is in alignment with your interests
(DIR) Post #B0HsTYZ7Wt1sz5dcKO by ljrk@todon.eu
2025-11-16T01:13:25Z
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@futurebird I'm in awe. The setup was so weird I knew that there'd be some bad pun coming up. But did not see it coming, or rather, from where. I applaud you!
(DIR) Post #B0HtaNYGyajCo73gum by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-16T01:25:52Z
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@nazokiyoubinbou I'm unrepent ant
(DIR) Post #B0HzYgt0ig9VuyKwFM by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-11-16T02:32:49Z
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@futurebird :neocat_glare_sob:
(DIR) Post #B0I0u3jV4UsGoKdpYm by SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz
2025-11-16T02:47:51Z
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@futurebird and the thirteenth commandment is “thou shalt not committee.”
(DIR) Post #B0I2OOXkMaARzkAmZM by cthululemon@social.cthululemon.com
2025-11-16T03:04:02Z
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@futurebird We all know that commandants are just ten command ants in a jacket.
(DIR) Post #B0I63afEVFoJK20erg by akashsinghaniya@masto.es
2025-11-16T03:45:37Z
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(DIR) Post #B0ICDiPp8ar9z30t7Y by farah@beige.party
2025-11-16T04:54:38Z
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@futurebird You are ant-erarrest!
(DIR) Post #B0JAnOmHcdPCkkMk5Y by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2025-11-16T16:13:27Z
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@futurebird (groans in chemical signal)