Posts by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
 (DIR) Post #B1WjRb8xEUJJlsnTYO by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-22T16:15:35Z
       
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       @Natasha_Jay @ansate you see this?
       
 (DIR) Post #B1WjRe2gSG4qlIt0hE by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-22T16:19:18Z
       
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       @ansate I regret not doing a month or two of blue back when I had hair.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1XuxQpWPGQFhn382C by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-23T16:48:44Z
       
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       @futurebird Contra Thomas the tank engine
       
 (DIR) Post #B1c1aIvV6OiaqNbYuW by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-25T16:21:49Z
       
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       @futurebird ... And if the door opener has on a hijab or kippah?
       
 (DIR) Post #B1eAI0pMwV0DP00dU0 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-26T17:08:43Z
       
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       @futurebird https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319061/?ref_=ext_shr
       
 (DIR) Post #B1ec9JWQrfdpUbnBhY by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-26T22:20:58Z
       
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       @futurebird 1. Darling Nikki by Prince2. The cover of Darling Nikki by The Foo Fighters3. The cover, and video, of Darling Nikki by Rihanna
       
 (DIR) Post #B1hYXGhVBogjLk16Yq by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-28T04:29:38Z
       
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       @FluentInFinance I'd push back on the car one a little bit. Cars were crap. If your car lasted 5 years or 100,000 miles it was extraordinary. Now cars are expected to do 12 years/250k or it's a lemon. They're a lot safer too and even the ICE ones emit far less pollution per mile.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1mCB88Z7aKjDbVuk4 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-30T14:07:37Z
       
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       @futurebird back in the day, 2. Now I can't do anything that requires brain.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1mT0KwAtAYGx89ncm by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-30T17:16:10Z
       
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       @futurebird when I did the Alcatraz swim (in a sleeveless wetsuit and an insulated cap),  they said almost everyone who started swimming towards San Francisco finished. The bulk of the people who didn't finish were the ones who didn't train cold, jumped off the ferry into the bay, and then swam right back to the boat , thinking "oh hell no"...and that was 58⁰
       
 (DIR) Post #B1n1c0MnDPXIbEjywi by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-12-30T23:43:58Z
       
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       @futurebird "We'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation"Sounded like two or three generations of tribal warfare. Now it's a 10-year business plan
       
 (DIR) Post #B1qNye9Glil2okUqQq by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-01T14:38:31Z
       
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       @futurebird I have a vague memory of meeting with one back in my late 20s. The woman she set me up with was.... Her assistant. Was never sure if that meant she held me in great esteem or if her cupboard was bare. Can't even clearly remember if I met the match.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1tY4Rv0jac9dl72em by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-03T03:15:56Z
       
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       @futurebird I use this CloSYS Ultra Sensitive Mouthwash, Unflavored. Dentist says it's for real. Also this, Oranurse 50ml Unflavoured Toothpaste
       
 (DIR) Post #B1vPQ4oMofPn4fA9I0 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-04T00:48:23Z
       
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       @futurebird it's nice that the world still holds some mystery
       
 (DIR) Post #B1wTIPT6iveLnbmJeK by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-04T13:06:34Z
       
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       @futurebird The Hive BlindWhen you can't walk, crawlDianeticsMoses Morphosis
       
 (DIR) Post #B23LAg4mKf8cW4Ehvs by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-07T20:34:21Z
       
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       Not sure whether it's just reflecting the increasingly bizarre and awful actions of the US government or if funds withdrawn means gloves off, but the 1st term wishy washy normalization of #PBS and #NPR coverage is gone. #USPol #Media
       
 (DIR) Post #B24kHC4Gza35UFACTg by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-08T12:54:31Z
       
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       @futurebird last week someone commented on my accent and I responded, "My what?", believing my origin could only be discerned if I spoke one of two words which had not come up.
       
 (DIR) Post #B264ynTZygRcCR1sX2 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-09T04:21:13Z
       
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       @futurebird we got excited for it every time and every time we knew it wasn't ⅒ as good as any pizzeria within walking distance
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SlFxqIsiDgYvCBn6 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-20T02:58:34Z
       
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       @futurebird that's just an opossum
       
 (DIR) Post #B2WYNtGrF11ZvbuAsK by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-21T22:53:12Z
       
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       @futurebird I setup the mail merge for my mom's small business on an Apple][ clone when I was an early teen. 2nd year college, I'm telling her I'm taking "Database Fundamentals" class and she asks why I have to take that. Asserts I already know the fundamentals. I respond, "This is like, fundamentals of the American Airlines reservation database".
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eo5X4jtVV9j4jKVs by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2026-01-25T22:26:42Z
       
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       @futurebird but aren't like 40% of Canadian men named Kyle? How do we know it's the same one? Could be a dream made real.