Post B07RFNlyQyt7QalkIa by jf_718@mas.to
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(DIR) Post #B07Qj4MX49ODxeSe3c by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:15:26Z
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Are teeth ever NOT creepy?
(DIR) Post #B07Qnz9zppaVH5wRMW by minmi@sfba.social
2025-11-11T00:16:17Z
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@futurebird teeth are horrible
(DIR) Post #B07QtLezbleOVMzslk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:17:16Z
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@minmi Exactly. I'm tired of people pretending like this isn't true.
(DIR) Post #B07R14pW4BgKcibYAq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:18:38Z
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@AT1ST Objectively creepy.
(DIR) Post #B07RDGxomLWZjOIr4a by minmi@sfba.social
2025-11-11T00:20:51Z
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@futurebird the only thing that has ever grossed me out to the point of incapacitation in parenting was when my kid knocked his tooth loose and the dentist asked me to check if it moved when I touched it. No I will not. No. Never. No.
(DIR) Post #B07REYndx0v7L09rJw by JeffreySmith@mastdn.social
2025-11-11T00:21:03Z
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@futurebird Cattle and goats chewing their cud seems a rather unthreatening picture of bucolic contentment. The ability to digest cellulose is pretty cool.
(DIR) Post #B07RFNlyQyt7QalkIa by jf_718@mas.to
2025-11-11T00:21:13Z
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@futurebird When a kitten yawns.Adult cats are another matter.
(DIR) Post #B07RG9qZhB5aWlI68O by clarablackink@writing.exchange
2025-11-11T00:21:10Z
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@futurebird Cat teeth are adorable even as they lurk in the dark hours prior to feeding time promising to use said teeth if feeding time isn't early.Am I possibly infected with something that makes me believe this self dooming thing? I mean sure but look at the cat teeth and tell me they aren't kind of adorable.
(DIR) Post #B07RLVON1DnSnQeGGW by johnefrancis@cosocial.ca
2025-11-11T00:22:21Z
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@futurebird nothing creepy to me about a good smile.
(DIR) Post #B07RNyKQPAYD7UylrE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:22:47Z
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@apLundell I can think of at least one. (Brother, you walked right into this)
(DIR) Post #B07RTcbC6jvdSrW6aW by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:23:50Z
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@jf_718 Pica's head is like a hamburger and opens up just like one... then it's full of teeth. Horrible.
(DIR) Post #B07ReSOgNVD90epbNo by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T00:25:46Z
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@apLundell And before you try to say "mandibles are creepy" consider that almost everyone has mandibles and teeth are not very popular by comparison.
(DIR) Post #B07SVGawzMNTknkd3A by gbargoud@masto.nyc
2025-11-11T00:35:16Z
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@futurebird Looking at pictures of a baby before and after teeth, mouths should not close that far they need something there keeping the jaws just a bit farther apart
(DIR) Post #B07THFkjQItX2eCwpU by sleet01@fosstodon.org
2025-11-11T00:43:58Z
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@futurebird @apLundell I got a hard enough time keeping food in my face with two lips, 27 teeth*, and a tongue; how am I going to catch all the cookie crumbs with my grinding surfaces _outside_ of my face?(*Mistakes have been made)
(DIR) Post #B07VTNrHJR21Z2BLnc by nosword@localization.cafe
2025-11-11T01:08:24Z
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@futurebird @apLundell “I know what would make my body plan less creepy—growing things out of jutting bone, and housing them inside a sort of soft, wet, intermittently opening pouch with a big muscle flopping and flexing around inside," said no species ever.
(DIR) Post #B07ug1NigoAITLTlb6 by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2025-11-11T05:51:00Z
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@futurebird So, take it you don’t like being smiled at then?
(DIR) Post #B08F6UsVdtb8ZCmaXI by negative12dollarbill@techhub.social
2025-11-11T09:39:51Z
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@futurebird OUTSIDE BONES!https://youtu.be/wYj01O7foKw?si=WckG6OnNAJkOYzR-