Post AzZjF3kPcqkuEzfKKG by liferstate@mas.to
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(DIR) Post #AzZh2RZZX7MISbS4Uy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T17:38:01Z
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Is this supposed to be Peter Thiel? What were they on back then???
(DIR) Post #AzZhJyltM25cLaZl7A by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T17:41:11Z
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I can only imagine this head flying at me at 1000 miles per hour making a tonal "BAAAAAAAA" noise.
(DIR) Post #AzZidqEktXebck6yBs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T17:55:58Z
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@fedward Well I am very terrified. Hope those men are happy.
(DIR) Post #AzZjF3kPcqkuEzfKKG by liferstate@mas.to
2025-10-25T18:02:02Z
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@fedward @futurebird What are journalists supposed to be using Shell *for*? Typewriters don't run on petroleum, last I checked.
(DIR) Post #AzZjF4p3d447ZgqYCm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T18:02:40Z
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@liferstate @fedward To become giant sky heads that fly at you at 1000 mph and go "BAAAAAAAA"
(DIR) Post #AzZjH2iuP9dZdwuMYi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T18:03:05Z
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@liferstate @fedward I mean you KNOW that kind of thing has to run on gas.
(DIR) Post #AzZjYMvoWa71EzCpma by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
2025-10-25T18:05:59Z
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@futurebird this has huge skibidi toilet vibes
(DIR) Post #AzZjjKSE4iUMk8ao4W by sinvega@mas.to
2025-10-25T18:08:02Z
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@futurebird masto ui hid part of this image, so it looked like it might say "THESE MEN USE SHEDYOU CAN BE SURE OF SHED"which is a message I find affirming
(DIR) Post #AzZpMSBJmKddm19ww4 by at@mathstodon.xyz
2025-10-25T19:11:12Z
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@futurebird THE SHELL IS GOODTHE PENCIL IS EEEEEVILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI
(DIR) Post #AzZrNpN7F7ejtXSczI by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-10-25T19:33:56Z
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@futurebird it's like the cover of an SF dystopia written in 1973.
(DIR) Post #AzZz3357sGG7y1eIZk by Maitre@mastodon.online
2025-10-25T20:59:47Z
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@futurebird SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT