Post AzDLLbFhITKRVtlZdg by bpettis@mastodon.benpettis.ninja
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(DIR) Post #AzDL6MiP3xmw5GvegS by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-14T22:48:06Z
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During my dream last night I came up with a horrible antifeature for Windows, now that they're so all-in on AI:when you try to uninstall a program, generate a short story for the user which personalizes the target application as being separated from all its friends, and being very sad about it
(DIR) Post #AzDLA3O6rachIeCBLU by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-14T22:48:43Z
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You wouldn't uninstall Office 365, Edge and Notepad would miss them horribly!
(DIR) Post #AzDLLbFhITKRVtlZdg by bpettis@mastodon.benpettis.ninja
2025-10-14T22:49:56Z
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@foone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ6RmMPGko
(DIR) Post #AzDLNHdNCw3vFRdwyu by Paperposts@zirk.us
2025-10-14T22:51:06Z
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@foone
(DIR) Post #AzDLSCRXvypMb5SJOK by Sylvhem@eldritch.cafe
2025-10-14T22:52:01Z
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@foone Shit, it would work so well on me. After reading your post, I’m not even sure I can uninstall Office 365 from any computer anymore :blob_cat_oh_no:.
(DIR) Post #AzDN2fWbO3M7Afm3MG by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-14T23:09:49Z
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You can tell I'm not a real AI-head because this is a perfectly applicable use of AI: generating some slop text dynamically based of a huge corpus of fanfic (and published fiction).Everyone knows that's not how you're supposed to market AI!
(DIR) Post #AzDNtSTadEho38XMZM by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-10-14T23:19:19Z
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@foone lawl, you can't uninstall notepad. it will just re-appear.
(DIR) Post #AzDPI1ftW4We7UZTNI by yildo@cosocial.ca
2025-10-14T23:34:57Z
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@foone "Please don't go. The drones need you. They worship you!"- Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, A Brian Reynolds Game
(DIR) Post #AzDPob97AcYNOmlojA by vol4life8657@tweesecake.social
2025-10-14T23:40:55Z
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@foone So what happens when you try and uninstall the OS?
(DIR) Post #AzDRU7nmlEY8VT9vA8 by trurl@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-10-14T23:59:26Z
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@foone is this in any way inspired by the TunnelBear uninstall?
(DIR) Post #AzDSRL68yBTipSyuwK by drgeraint@glasgow.social
2025-10-15T00:10:51Z
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@foone Applications had these emotions before AI. They just expressed it differently.echo "would losing WSL make you sad?" | sh | yes
(DIR) Post #AzDauWql9ewXJADPhQ by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2025-10-15T01:45:08Z
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@foone Ye gods the whole we will miss you thing when you cancel your subscription or unsubscribe from a mailing list was already bad enough honestly some company might actually make some sort of horrific installer add-on or something that does this