Post Az2TXbzP2mfCAYpACe by timmy@goblin.camp
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(DIR) Post #Az2TXbzP2mfCAYpACe by timmy@goblin.camp
2024-08-28T14:41:36Z
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once you identify that knife guy knives are primarily fidget toys, you see it everywhere. zippo sells a multitool you can put in their lighter case because no one smonks ciggies anymore but they want to play with a zippo anyway
(DIR) Post #Az2TXdAQfH4rp2zU1o by raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest
2025-10-09T17:01:17.638Z
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@timmy@goblin.camp no one smonks ciggies anymore God I wish
(DIR) Post #Az2TXlBmq6uuhZggFs by timmy@goblin.camp
2024-08-28T15:00:07Z
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the “not knives” part of knives dot emporium is so funny. need a pry bar made of titanium? does it need to pretend to be for bomb disposal, have a tritium tube, or some fidget sliders? “This Pocket Tool is perfect for prying apart LEGO bricks” is actually in the description of the third one
(DIR) Post #Az2TXuS4OwI1QgNJNw by timmy@goblin.camp
2024-08-28T15:05:08Z
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tweezers….. for men
(DIR) Post #Az2TY3thHajiiyN0CG by timmy@goblin.camp
2024-08-28T16:53:26Z
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this is just a small metal box that fits in your pocket. it’s rated to not crush under 7500 american hamburgers. i can’t imagine what id do with it
(DIR) Post #Az2TYCu1njLgebatSi by timmy@goblin.camp
2024-08-28T17:29:35Z
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i’m extremely annoyed that this knife store has made a gazillion dollars selling absolutely anything in “dessert warrior” variants, but at least hot dog stand theme for windows 3.1 is a pretty good bit
(DIR) Post #Az2TcrZ6YpKZvP1lTM by apropos
2025-10-09T17:02:20.523221Z
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@timmy disgusting. that's probably not even made out of titanium
(DIR) Post #Az2ULEdq7miMEjOtHs by timmy@goblin.camp
2025-10-09T17:09:00Z
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@sapphire but zippos make fun noises and you can do dumb tricks with them