Post AywqE4Kd5eOWHFdxMe by liferstate@mas.to
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 (DIR) Post #AywUGBlkDA60vnvqKm by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-06T19:41:06Z
       
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       The rapture has passed and we are in hell.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywUVRiFDROQitZPDU by catmisgivings@stranger.social
       2025-10-06T19:43:48Z
       
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       @futurebird I'm up for it frankly
       
 (DIR) Post #AywUZIxlgkoukFfg5w by Nickiquote@mstdn.social
       2025-10-06T19:44:28Z
       
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       @futurebird Have you seen these though?
       
 (DIR) Post #AywUwcQRUfLnldCTuC by FallsMom@mastodon.coffee
       2025-10-06T19:48:44Z
       
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       @futurebird Uh I have bought three boxes!šŸ˜†
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVApYNTsAmXMgl5U by Deathsjoker@mastodon.social
       2025-10-06T19:51:18Z
       
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       @futurebird 🤮 🤮
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVBoeAKy320yrk4u by freequaybuoy@mastodon.social
       2025-10-06T19:51:24Z
       
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       @futurebird Meanwhile in England
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVDvlop70WgeSCh6 by snork303@toot.community
       2025-10-06T19:51:51Z
       
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       @futurebirdPumpkin spice is disgusty even in its intended use, pumpkin pie.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVT9HerXn2wTbRk8 by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
       2025-10-06T19:54:33Z
       
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       @futurebird
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVVq50idtyFbyCiO by Tristan@catnest.net
       2025-10-06T19:55:06Z
       
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       @futurebird these are good. I like them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywVtxu5HY3hSwMbNg by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
       2025-10-06T19:59:27Z
       
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       @futurebird Cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and allspice - it's a nice flavour combination.  Goes well in coffee, cakes, pies (pumpkin but also apple and others). I imagine it goes well in breakfast cereal.The thing I find odd is how the whole thing gets associated with pumpkins, so much that it would make sense to assume the coffee (etc. etc.) has pumpkin in it.I like spiced coffee, but I do not think I would like spiced and pumpkined coffee.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywW3nL5PoVzb2gGWG by Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
       2025-10-06T20:01:13Z
       
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       @futurebird I will not offer my final opinion on this topic, Myrmepropagandist, until either pumpkin spice flavored pumpkin spice and/or a pumpkin spice version of the Gwynith Paltrow cooter candle is released.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywWEeshCaHgYAa6qG by babelcarp@social.tchncs.de
       2025-10-06T20:03:11Z
       
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       @futurebird What's worse, try to buy an unsweetened cold cereal other than gloomy shredded wheat.😬
       
 (DIR) Post #AywZOGbgbkvK1Ttm7M by SeanPLynch@mastodon.social
       2025-10-06T20:38:30Z
       
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       @futurebird That means it's time for an oil change:
       
 (DIR) Post #AywaGfJCyzJwGwC96e by Tattie@eldritch.cafe
       2025-10-06T20:48:22Z
       
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       @futurebird hey, that actual looks quite g...O shit I've become basic, haven't I?
       
 (DIR) Post #AywarV5LxLLnHNHKbo by tinheadned@dice.camp
       2025-10-06T20:55:02Z
       
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       @futurebird the only reason my wife isn't eating them right now is that we've moved back from North America to the UK
       
 (DIR) Post #AywcLvsP0nFd0oIPaK by earthlightning@sfba.social
       2025-10-06T21:11:44Z
       
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       @futurebird I bought a box.I regret nothing.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywcWiQBNVBaT1Eoym by theogrin@chaosfem.tw
       2025-10-06T21:13:39Z
       
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       @futurebird I picked up two boxen of those, they're not bad.  I wouldn't say great shakes, but they're at least on par with regular cheerios.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aywd7bD99GeaorjCfw by sam@social.coop
       2025-10-06T21:20:17Z
       
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       @futurebird I'll see your Pumpkin Spice Cheeriosā„¢ and raise you one CheetosĀ® Flamin' HotĀ® Loaded Dumplings.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywdW76eDMc2gsNTZg by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-06T21:24:50Z
       
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       @sam where is god's light? :(
       
 (DIR) Post #Aywg9dEetOqJXW61ZI by australopithecus@mastodon.social
       2025-10-06T21:54:20Z
       
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       @futurebird Damn you, now I'm going to have to get that for my wife šŸ˜‘
       
 (DIR) Post #AywgJiHmyBi86DMqie by jhooper@techhub.social
       2025-10-06T21:56:09Z
       
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       @futurebird Eh, a lot of these terrible sounding flavors exist to force competitors off the shelves of grocery stores, from what I understand.These don't even sound the worst combination either, if I'm entirely honest.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aywgkzh6M1iluPDRRY by WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
       2025-10-06T22:01:02Z
       
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       @futurebird I’d be down for it if it were just the spices used in pumpkin pie - cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, etc.But I hate the taste of pumpkin itself. Is there a ā€œpumpkin spice, hold the pumpkinā€ option?
       
 (DIR) Post #AywjX3eT8wM1zW1yQi by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
       2025-10-06T22:32:12Z
       
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       @futurebird Where be the down vote button? This is heaven.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywkkWoA9THw8XYHeC by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2025-10-06T22:45:48Z
       
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       @futurebird This one always cracks me up. It's probably good
       
 (DIR) Post #AywkrNc8jVCNeKCBPc by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-06T22:47:03Z
       
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       @PizzaDemon blasphemy to do this to las pepitas.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywlvzzK6LiVmCo0w4 by paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-06T22:59:04Z
       
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       @futurebird we need a food store equivalent of Spirit Halloween. all pumpkin spice items, nothing else. no pumpkin spice sold anywhere else.it would be the "two spice" solution. ;)
       
 (DIR) Post #AywqE4Kd5eOWHFdxMe by liferstate@mas.to
       2025-10-06T23:47:10Z
       
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       @futurebird
       
 (DIR) Post #AywvC63cCeTwowZ2JM by bitsnpieces@mastodon.social
       2025-10-07T00:42:50Z
       
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       @futurebird Cheerio is a Britishism for goodbye. You should only eat these as a method of suicide. You'll likely wish you were dead at any rate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AywyR7l8SPagIzmGwa by Brentguernsey@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-07T01:19:10Z
       
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       @futurebird Where is your god now?!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayx448ySNElH8bQxSC by sgsax@mastodon.social
       2025-10-07T02:22:15Z
       
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       @futurebird We are not ok
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayx4DUfN5m7Z1MxuEK by acm_redfox@jawns.club
       2025-10-07T02:23:57Z
       
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       @futurebird this doesn't seem that different from the apple-cinnamon flavor they've had for years.  add a little nutmeg and cloves... seems pretty good!
       
 (DIR) Post #AyyMvIOo3Tfm39DGxk by andrea_smandrea@zirk.us
       2025-10-07T17:02:33Z
       
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       @futurebird see, ā€œpumpkin spiceā€ implies—to my brain, at least—that there’s pumpkin in there. like ā€œchocolate hazelnut.ā€ it would be marginally better to say ā€œpumpkin-pie spiceā€ to distinguish that it’s the spice blend that is commonly used in pumpkin pie. but why couldn’t they have used something like ā€œautumn spiceā€ or ā€œbaking spiceā€ or ā€œsweet spiceā€? why did they have to drag pumpkin into it? don’t get me wrong—i love pumpkin pie. i just don’t want it in my coffee.